Overthinking it

By kmang33 - 02/04/2010 11:24 - United States

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Today, my girlfriend told me that I think too much during sex. Now the only thing I can think about is how much I'm thinking too much. FML
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KissablePsycho 0

I hope you're thinking about ******* the shit out of her and not something stupid like laundry or something.

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Felendris 0

it happens to all of us... ...just not during sex.

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brieanna101 0

he's not gay if he has a girlfriend dumbass no need to misuse the word

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guyy22 0

give ur gf a pimp slap and get her to make you a sandwhich.

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ashlynn610 12

Ugh I'm sick of all of the "sammich" jokes!!! They aren't funny, just saying. (:

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CanadianHuney 0

true that's soooo fail

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BABiiRAWr 0

just stop thinking

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Felendris 0

it happens to all of us... ...just not during sex.

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thelovelyrye 0

U have a brain too, smart one! Everyone has a freaking brain!

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rohosoccer08 1

... but not everyone uses theirs!

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BABiiRAWr 0

he should stop using his top head and use more his bottom head

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Hated_By_FML 0

ydi for not smoking more pot. that stuff will clear your mind

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bubbarific 0

slap tht bitch and tell her to go make you a sammich, you shudnt have to succumb to the inferiority of a woman

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Kelsey_Caroline 0

It is a scientifically proven fact that, even though the male brain mass is generally larger, on average women are smarter than men. Also, women use a larger percentage of their brain than men do.

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eastside09 0

well u must just be really bad in the sack . tell ur girl I could fix tht ;)

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Lochcelious 0

@33 Obviously EVERYONE use their brain unless they are dead. While maybe not or complex thought processes, it at least regulates breathing and heart pumping mechanisms.

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Triggerhappy 0

yeah those have been pissing me off for the amount of disrespect to women it has in it. (the sandwich jokes)

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atticuz 2

there's not much to think about when you're ******* #27. dayum.

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PottheadSam 0

gaurentee if u had sex with sumone new that u wouldn't be thinking that. you and ur girl have ****** way to much that it's just routine now and btw don think of ur mom next time

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silvereyedpuma 0

seriously? sooo your not getting any are you? sucks to be you, and it's not funny btw

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iZacy 0

it's impossible to stop thinking cuz then u just think about how to stop

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pooldude 24

Firstly, if thinking makes him gay then we all r gay.. Well, except you of course. Second, it's "you're" dumbass

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sh1thed 0

what the **** are you thinking about during sex? your mom or something? your girlfriend must be one ugly bitch.

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Daerauko 0

maybe he was trying to focus on not cumming to early and now she's made the poor guy selfconcious.

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sabatical 0

woah! see what we did there? team awesome I think so!!

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cooldannyboy 0

that sucks op, being self aware of the fact you think to much while your in the process of think lol.

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Jordanxxlll 0

lol how can she tell? you thinking about which hole you need to put it in?

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Snugglez 0

how is this an fml? gay

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Surrealkiller 1

can't let them get in your head like that

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mmmmBLT 0

I don't see how having a girlfriend makes you not gay maybe he closet **** using the gf as a cover up???

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