Video games and Injury: Pain in the ass

Pain in the ass

By Kaganate - 09/02/2010 00:32 - Canada

Today, I was sitting on the wooden edge of my coffee table watching my sister's boyfriend play Halo 2, when I leaned back to stretch and shattered the center pane of glass in the table. I now have a large gash in my ass. FML

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By Break A Leg - 08/08/2022 14:00

Today, I accidentally slammed my leg against the coffee table. It was only after I went to the bathroom a few minutes later that I realized there's now a massive gash on my upper leg. I also got in trouble for yelling, "SON OF A BITCH!" as soon as the impact occurred. FML

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By ouch - 26/06/2010 14:23 - Canada

Today, my friend hit a glass with her arm, so I dove to try and catch it before it hit the ground and shattered. I hit my head against the table, giving me a nice gash that needed stitches. The glass was actually plastic. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/01/2012 05:50 - United States

Today, I was cleaning my room and set my burnt out light bulb on my computer chair without any second thought. Later, I sat on the chair, the light bulb shattered and I got a huge gash on my butt. FML

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By Charles - 21/06/2011 16:59 - United States

Today, I was sitting at the computer browsing various websites. In my attempt to scoot the chair forward, I hit my knee against the desk that my computer was on, and ended up breaking it. I literally broke my knee sitting on my ass. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/04/2009 00:05 - Canada

Today, I was walking into my living room when I slipped over the carpet, bashed my head on my glass table, and was moaning in pain on the floor. My parents came running when they heard my head bang… straight to the table, to see if there were any scratches on it. FML

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By jami898 - 18/08/2015 04:30 - United States - Medford

Today, I passed out. I fell to the hardwood floor, cut my chin, and bit through my lip. Fortunately, my brother was there to help stop the bleeding and get me some water. All I had to do was wait until he finished his game of Call of Duty. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/09/2017 04:30

Today, while playing ping pong, my brother got mad that he lost and threw the paddle at my head, causing me to fall backwards into the TV mounted on the wall. Now I have a concussion and have to pay to replace the TV. FML

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By Ouch - 26/10/2019 22:00

Today, while washing dishes for my friend, I managed to break an unbreakable glass and slice my hand open on it. FML

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Slasher

By Anonymous - 09/09/2013 17:44 - United States - Sylvania

Today, my mom bumped into a table with a glass vase on it. Seeing that the vase was about to fall, I lunged to catch it. Before I got there, the vase fell and shattered, resulting in me diving into the broken shards. FML

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Elaine?

By Anonymous - 19/02/2023 23:00

Today, I tried to show off my dance moves at a party and ended up falling through a glass table. FML

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Tuesday 9 February 2010 9:09

I hate it when that happens. What a pain in the ass.

akiranozaki 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 9:16

Chair. Learn to use one.

Comments

amaruq 0

Saturday 9 April 2011 6:40

ha I did the same thing. only mine was on my back went real deep and through a vein I'm scarred for life :(

L1v3_L0v3_Lau9h 18

Sunday 24 April 2011 19:56

It's funny reading all the comments about how the guy was playing Halo 2,,, who cares?

lolmaster7654321 4

Wednesday 4 May 2011 4:43

didnt anyone notice how it said large gash IN my ass?!? doesnt that mean like inside ur butt?!? lol

WickedPixie 0

Wednesday 11 May 2011 10:58

Halo FTW!

crabit_fml 11

Sunday 4 December 2011 3:37

Thats not a gash its your butt crack, you idiot lol

kaycee1996 5

Tuesday 3 January 2012 12:04

Ow sounds painful :( Now you have a large gash in your ass as well as a huge crack :D

KyleJstorm 0

Monday 16 January 2012 5:23

How dare he! Playing halo 2 when there is halo reach!

Seirye 2

Tuesday 17 July 2012 0:08

Why the **** would you sit on a table that has GLASS in it? YDI for being a idiot. Chairs were invented for a reason.

ambear26 14

Sunday 22 July 2012 0:23

Why were you sitting on a glass table watching your sisters boyfriend play halo 2 ? ... No.

kitkatkarley 7

Tuesday 7 January 2014 2:10

Why were you watching HER boyfriend in the first place?

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Today, when I went to pick up my daughter from preschool, I found out she'd "accidentally" tried to flush her clothes down the toilet while going to the bathroom. FML

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