Insects, Phobias and Animals: Panic at the crosswalk

Panic at the crosswalk

By Butterflyguy - 14/08/2009 17:10 - Canada

Today, I literally stopped traffic. I was crossing the street and a butterfly landed on me. Being phobic of butterflies, I had a panic attack in the middle of the road. Oh, and I am 17, captain of our football team, and in very good shape. My girlfriend laughed the hardest. FML

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By tryscal - 12/07/2009 04:35 - United States

Today, I was attempting to teach a bunch of 2nd and 5th graders on why it's so important to face your fears and try your best. It was going pretty well, until I was attacked by a pair of butterflies. I am afraid of butterflies - I ran away screaming like a little girl. FML

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Jumpy

By Anonymous - 21/05/2009 00:11 - United States

Today, I was sitting at my college campus; there were good looking girls all around me and I was trying to catch their eye and smile, letting them know I'm available. A butterfly flew by me and I screamed. FML

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By anonymous - 07/06/2012 11:00 - United States

Today, I found out I have an incredible fear of butterflies. I discovered this after my mother took me to a butterfly sanctuary for some "mother-daughter bonding time." FML

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By Anonymous - 22/02/2015 18:52 - Malta - Naxxar

Today, I got really anxious thinking I was going to piss off the guy behind me by not moving off at a stop light fast enough. It got so bad that I had a panic attack right there in my car. FML

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By Anstice - 05/10/2009 03:07 - United States

Today, I was at a stop light and a bee landed on my leg. I screamed and started swatting it. It flew into my jacket and I started to strip my jacket off, taking my foot off the brake. I hit the car in front of me and deployed the air bag, breaking my nose. Then the bee stung me in the back. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/02/2012 12:39 - Australia

Today, I walked into two things. The first was a spiderweb. The second, due to blind panic, was oncoming traffic. FML

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Unfair

By slappedright - 26/07/2011 23:19 - United States

Today, I went with my boyfriend to the OC Fair. He was taking a picture of me in front of a giant mechanical butterfly at the insect exhibit. Playfully, he told me to pretend to be a butterfly, so I quickly lifted my arms, just in time to slap a 7 year-old girl in the face. FML

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By sydstreet - 09/04/2012 05:31 - United States - Arlington

Today, my anxiety was so bad that when I was riding my bike on the sidewalk and two pedestrians came walking in the opposite direction, I got so nervous about having to go between them or accidentally hitting them that I fell off my bike, into a bush. FML

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Trickster

By Anonymous - 15/03/2013 18:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend found out about my severe phobia of moths. It's so bad that I sometimes pass out. He caught a moth in a jar, and put it on my bedside table. I woke up, saw it, and had a panic attack. He recorded it all and wants to upload it to YouTube. FML

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By nicoleee - 29/03/2012 20:16 - United States

Today, I was talking about phobias and anxiety disorders in psychology class. I nearly had a panic attack because I was worried that someone might realize I suffer from them. FML

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Toni818 0

Friday 14 August 2009 23:03

Wow

dramakat11 0

Friday 14 August 2009 23:04

Well, sounds like you've got a good life so whatev. But I do know how horrible panic attacks are--they are Hell so I feel for you. But why would you be scared of butterflies? That's insensitive of your gf but I don't know if I'd be able to help laughing either...

Comments

Putnam118 0

Saturday 15 August 2009 0:01

your a little pussy, "and in great shape", why would you post that too, tough guy ?

cammeyer 0

Saturday 15 August 2009 0:03

you sound exactly like my friend Isaac

Monado 0

Saturday 15 August 2009 0:04

I have no idea why you call this guy a pussy, he has a phobia. He scared of something, who gives a crap what it is, everyone gets scared of something for a reason. You can't just simply "Control" fear like a switch, it's a matter of emotion. We truely have no idea why he does have this phobia, it could've been something tragic.

Weil 0

Saturday 15 August 2009 0:12

Something tragic? What, did his whole family get killed by a swarm of angry butterflies? lol.

Monado 0

Saturday 15 August 2009 1:56

See, that kind of idiotic assumptions of death is making you more and more like the one's who call him pussy. Shock is not just by death.

redbluegreen 40

Saturday 15 August 2009 1:56

Maybe he saw one of those butterfly collections as a kid. That's what terrified me.

skiz_fml 0

Saturday 15 August 2009 0:10

Give the OP a break. There are worst phobia's like "Hellenologophobia" which is a fear of Greek terms and scientific terminology, or "Coprophobia" which is a fear of feces.

fillmyheart028 0

Saturday 15 August 2009 0:11

what does being in shape got to do with anything?

Night22_fml 4

Saturday 15 August 2009 0:40

He's trying to make himself sound tough.

johnnyramone 0

Saturday 15 August 2009 0:11

i know your pain, as a child my mother was killed and my father was raped by a butterfly

GetDOnV 0

Saturday 15 August 2009 0:30

All jokes aside, and there are many, phobias are irrational fears. Being afraid of butterflies is very irrational but it still exist. But just like this phobia seems irrational and ridiculous to you, your fear can seem irrational and ridiculous to someone else. Okay my seriousness is done, back to laughing... ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha =D

iGreen_Day 0

Saturday 15 August 2009 0:35

I am laughing at imagining your girlfriend laughing Now I'm laughing at the thought of you breaking down in the middle of the street. You know your life is ****** when people add your fmls to their faves *

flyingpan8 0

Saturday 15 August 2009 0:36

today i was flying around, doing my regular thing when i smelt the sweetest bed of flowers. i let my senses guide me, and to my horror instead of finding a bed of flowers, i found a human, what is commonly known as in their terms as a "football player"... he started flailing around like a catterpillar that is prematurely ejaculating very violently, and finally ended up having a panic attack. i lost a wing in this incident but i think i still remain more of a man than the OP who not only behaved like a little child, but also had the (lack of) testicles to go and tell the world about it. FML!