By Anonymous - 14/02/2012 12:39 - Australia

Today, I walked into two things. The first was a spiderweb. The second, due to blind panic, was oncoming traffic. FML
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markrs 0

The itsy bisty lady walked into the spider's web. Panic panic panic, now the lady's dead.

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CTRL_ALT_DEFEAT 0

Don't worry if that's the case spiderman should be near

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BarDownDaily 12

Where you hit? Da ****? And if they WERE hit, I'm sure it would have been mentioned.

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teague95 16

6 - do you love saying "da ****" or what Ive seen you comment that a lot

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Pelreskovich 11

Why da **** does it matter teague95!? ..lol.

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greg84_fml 21

You know... in life there are a lot of things that warrant a "da ****" comment.

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urdirtyolduncle 15

... And they said spider webs couldn't kill.

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CTRL_ALT_DEFEAT 0

Don't worry if that's the case spiderman should be near

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So2011 4

I wonder where OP was that she got close to oncoming traffic.

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infaith 5

best comment I heard in awhile! :)

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Zomg_Okay 26

11 - The way I figured it, she was trying to cross the road and the spider web was hanging from the traffic lights or something.

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SherBear133 7

Nah, like any other college student, his web-slinging ass is broke. Don't expect him to fly out just to save an idiot across the world. For that, you have superman.

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neverdrinkSODA 12

don't you love the feeling of a spider web to the face?

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ICaughtFire 4

Do you have a face #3? No one wants to see "your" abs.

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Tsunami87 17

What's your opinion on abs with a face? Do people want to see that?

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tanneriscool 2

My opinion on profile pictures is that I don't want to see some dudes shirtless body. This isn't a dating sight.. Just.... Quit.

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DropTheDaggerxx 31

@71, this isn't a dating sight?! Man, somebody scent me hear to get a date. Looks like I'm a bit out of touch.

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tanneriscool 2

I've never been scent anywhere... Maybe sent but definitely not scent.

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djsamixin 3

#80 call me a word nazi, but scent and hear have to do with two of your 5 senses. Lol sent and here. Don't be mad, I just saved you two points on a spelling assignment.

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DropTheDaggerxx 31

Neither of you caught that? Really? @83, read your first comment on this thread again and look really carefully and then read what I wrote. I was poking fun at your usage of sight over site. And @84, I was utilizing the senses you pointed out. You explained my joke for me, but didn't get it. Weird. Ah, forget it, I'll be more obvious next time.

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thats_my_job 11

I got it off the bat and thought it was great. :)

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markrs 0

The itsy bisty lady walked into the spider's web. Panic panic panic, now the lady's dead.

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SkateboardGirl88 11

You know you sang-read it, hands down!

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matt98_fml 13

Pay more attention to your surroundings!! :) haha.

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borkchop1992 15

I call fake dead people can't use computers

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Idonebeenhad 17

Reminds me of that 'Hellen Keller vs traffic' joke.

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iAmScrubs 19

It's okay. There's nothing like a little bit of Frogger to improve one's day.

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perdix 29

I can see the spider sitting there saying, "Dayum! I didn't know it was going to work THAT well!"

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DocBastard 38

I'm not sure what would stop traffic better - a pedestrian getting hit by a car or a panicking idiot running through the the street waving her hands above her head at an invisible spider.

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TheFakeFamilyGuy 9

Holy shit iAmScrubs, Perdix, and Doc commenting together. illuminati

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