Panic at the crosswalk

By Butterflyguy - 14/08/2009 17:10 - Canada

Today, I literally stopped traffic. I was crossing the street and a butterfly landed on me. Being phobic of butterflies, I had a panic attack in the middle of the road. Oh, and I am 17, captain of our football team, and in very good shape. My girlfriend laughed the hardest. FML
I agree, your life sucks 46 341
You deserved it 23 649

Same thing different taste

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dramakat11 0

Well, sounds like you've got a good life so whatev. But I do know how horrible panic attacks are--they are Hell so I feel for you. But why would you be scared of butterflies? That's insensitive of your gf but I don't know if I'd be able to help laughing either...

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Also, there's actually a website. http://www.ihatebutterflies.com/

irishlassie731 0

Why the hell are you afraid of butterflies?? Loser.

Being phobic makes all the different. If you're just 'afraid', you don't have a panic attack. Phobias and fears are two different things. Phobias are irrational. They cause people to respond to something innocous as if it's life-threatening. When I see a butterfly or moth, my gut instinct is that I'm in danger of being hurt somehow, even though I know they can't do anything to me. It sucks, and it's embarrassing as hell sometimes, because butterflies are generally well-liked (despite being just the same as any other insect with pretty wings tacked on), but it's not something anyone can control, and therefore not something they deserve. Gah.

Pastor_Rich 0

fake... another tough football player scared of little bugs.. heard it before

Doesn't the fact you've heard of it happening before make it more believable?

Riveting tale, chap. You're a pussy.

Remember the close-up picture of the butterfly from the "Wormy" episode of Spongebob? Lulz.

sublime93 0

Lmfao that's exactly what I thought of when I read the fml! :D Anyway this fml is laaaameeee who cares what shape you're in or whatever no one gives a **** if a butterfly scared you. Get over yourself.

You've obviously never had a phobia that may seem silly to other people. ******* asshole. I have a phobia of all flying insects. No particular reason, but something flying that can maneuver like that is ******* creepy. You can't get over something in a heartbeat. That's like telling someone to get over depression. It usually makes the person feel worse because they know you don't understand the situation.

ohhh shit. i remember that. it scared me the first time i saw it. Loll

bigblackdude101 16

I get what he is saying, its not the point of being scared. it's the point of why did he have to say captain of the football team and in very good shape. it was kinda unnecessary

He forgot to tell the rest of the story... "becuase I stopped traffic with my fit, the drivers realized what was going on and got angry honked their horns, than let loose all of the butterflies they had in cages in their cars to sick on you and as you were preoccupied, with the hundreads of butterflies attacking you, every single car that had to wait on you hit you with their car. FML" That would make me feel sorry for you...

dude butterflies are nasty motherfuckers.

Kiwi_Splash 0

WTF? This is the EXACT same one of the guy who has a phobia of the dark. http://www.fmylife.com/search/result?texte=4a85d8b41321c&article=1&from=top