Panic!
By Lotje13 - 01/01/2012 00:19 - Hungary
By Lotje13 - 01/01/2012 00:19 - Hungary
By mrmr - 07/02/2010 18:32 - United States
By Anonymous - 28/02/2015 03:20 - United States - Auburn
By Sparks - 13/03/2011 07:39 - United States
By xo007 - 04/11/2009 17:40 - United States
By Luke Sparacio - 24/11/2023 00:00
By anonymous - 12/02/2011 05:48 - Canada
By GodDaughter - 20/09/2009 00:08 - United States
By Anonymous - 09/12/2009 00:23 - United States
By Anonymous - 27/06/2011 23:45 - United Kingdom
By Caution - 02/10/2018 22:00
This has to be the best FML I've seen. I can only say, Happy New Year and, I hope 2012 is better for you.
Anyone else find it weird how she's showering at a friends house whose shes never been at before?
At least the next time you see him, you'll have something to talk about.......
By called, I'm assuming she meant yelled for.
Op didn't have their phone. They called as in 'shouted out' for their friend.
Dumb.
"here, I need to rub this aloe Vera all over you so that the wounds won't get infected!"
Keywords
Sounds like a intro to a Porno
Dad later that night: fap fap fap fap fap.