Intimacy: Panic!

Panic!

By some_girl_19 - 05/08/2009 13:04 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was in the middle of an intense orgasm when we heard the panicky voice of his little sister saying there was an emergency downstairs. He jumped up and left to see what the matter was. The big emergency? The Wii remotes had dead batteries. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/04/2012 17:45 - Canada - Lethbridge

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, when his sister knocked on the door and asked if she could borrow the zombie movie we were watching after we were done with it. We weren't watching a movie; I was just moaning. FML

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By Jenny - 31/03/2009 00:06 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. All of a sudden he jumped off of me, going "shit, shit!". Worried, i asked him what was wrong. He shouted "I forgot to set my TiVO!" FML

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By gfg - 16/03/2009 18:48 - Romania

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have sex at his house. When we got there, he checked his mail box first and noticed that his Wii game arrived. He sent me home so he can play. FML

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Domestic

By baberuth - 19/06/2015 22:21 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I heard my sister screaming from the basement, "Don't you hit me, you asshole!" Knowing her boyfriend was over, I ran downstairs with my baseball bat, ready to smash the fucker hitting my sister. Turns out they were just playing Mario Kart and he rammed her off the edge of a bridge. FML

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By lolk - 10/03/2013 07:41 - United States - Little Rock

Today, my boyfriend and I were on my bed when things started getting hot and it began to shake. My little sister called the entire family to the hall to listen to "the frogs in the wall". FML

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By xxlexi_lovexx - 29/03/2010 04:20 - United States

Today, I was about to have sex with my boyfriend. His best friend called and said he just beat God Of War 3 and that my boyfriend could borrow it. He got up, got dressed, ran to his car and told me I could walk home. FML

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By Volume_control - 10/11/2009 14:41 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having it off in his den, I screamed at the height of my climax, and from the family room came the roaring laughter of my boyfriend's brothers. FML

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Furby freakout

By furbys69 - 31/05/2017 09:00 - United States - Kingsport

Today, my girlfriend and I were starting to get frisky when the Furby Party Rocker all the way across the room started going off on its own and completely killed the mood. I took the batteries out of the little bastard immediately, but the mood was lost. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/03/2009 07:18 - Canada

Today, I was playing Xbox live with my boyfriend. I was bored so I decided to mess around. So I put down my remote and unbuttoned his pants. Two minutes in he said, "Hurry up, we're getting killed without you. Besides you're way better at video games." FML

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By avocadotoe - 14/11/2016 06:52 - United States - Big Bear Lake

Today, my boyfriend and I were house sitting. We were a little on edge because we'd heard noises. We were starting to get intimate, and suddenly the house alarm started going off. We locked ourselves in the room, called the police, and they told us that we were the ones who'd set it off. FML

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ritzy05 1

Wednesday 5 August 2009 20:06

at least he's caring?? in case it really had been an emergency?

chipmunchie 0

Wednesday 5 August 2009 20:09

well, he was being a responsible brother I guess..

Comments

thelonelylurker 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 7:54

He has a cute little sister.

waterynuggets 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 8:59

So you had to stop playing with his wee to fix her Wii, sux but life goes on and you can do it L8r.

Jarlais 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 9:04

next time it happens, call me... I'll take his place

fucklifeee 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 10:10

OH MY GOD. How dare that little girl for wanting to play Wii or for trying to get her brother's attention. That horrible little bitch. Relax, he's a good brother. It's cute.

Funky_T 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 10:43

Finish yourself off next time bitchhh....have u got no fingers??

awesomeotastic 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 11:48

well she wud hav gotten her fingers all goey!!! no1 wants that!!! hahahahaha!!!

nirvan5a 1

Thursday 6 August 2009 12:24

lil children playing wii and two oldies having sex on upstairs. at least wait them to sleep.

DameGreyWulf 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 20:05

Pimpin, agreed, but damn boy! Calm down lol Also, about the sex daily... no disagree. Sex daily... it might get a little bland after long years of being married. I'd say... special/surprise sex often. The obvious examples, birthdays and certain holidays, but say you know your partner's been feeling down lately. There you go, special surprise sex time! Or, say you got into a kinky mood and wanted to try some things out. Or you haven't had time in a while... that's when you go get yourself a fancy dinner and a nice private room. I especially don't think you should do it daily with LITTLE kids about. Maybe bi-weekly at the most. You never know when they're going to pop in! Don't make the kids grow up immediately. As for babies... those take up pretty much all your time (at least the chick's), so I doubt whoopie's happening. Once they reach a certain age (I'd say 13 at least), then you can get friskier more often and they'll understand and leave you be.

DameGreyWulf 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 20:08

Also, yeah, I think she probably was just pissed about the reasoning behind it, but that's nothing to baw on FML about, unless it really DID kill her mood. Depends on how young the sister is, though... I mean, if she was really little, then laugh, but if she was like 12... But she DID have an "intense" ******... why is she complaining... I thought you couldn't stop while in the middle of an ******? Just before, of course, as a tactic of drawing it out, but in the middle? Never heard that one before.

DameGreyWulf 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 20:12

******' a, stupid edit time limit. Why can't I think faster? Anyway.... Also it's one thing to be sexing it up with the kids about if you're the parents, but the older siblings should definitely be a lot more considerate. Agreed with 96.