Intimacy: Panic!

Panic!

By some_girl_19 - 05/08/2009 13:04 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was in the middle of an intense orgasm when we heard the panicky voice of his little sister saying there was an emergency downstairs. He jumped up and left to see what the matter was. The big emergency? The Wii remotes had dead batteries. FML

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You deserved it 9 444

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By Anonymous - 04/04/2012 17:45 - Canada - Lethbridge

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, when his sister knocked on the door and asked if she could borrow the zombie movie we were watching after we were done with it. We weren't watching a movie; I was just moaning. FML

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You deserved it 34 638

By Jenny - 31/03/2009 00:06 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. All of a sudden he jumped off of me, going "shit, shit!". Worried, i asked him what was wrong. He shouted "I forgot to set my TiVO!" FML

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You deserved it 8 716

By gfg - 16/03/2009 18:48 - Romania

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have sex at his house. When we got there, he checked his mail box first and noticed that his Wii game arrived. He sent me home so he can play. FML

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You deserved it 24 622

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By baberuth - 19/06/2015 22:21 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I heard my sister screaming from the basement, "Don't you hit me, you asshole!" Knowing her boyfriend was over, I ran downstairs with my baseball bat, ready to smash the fucker hitting my sister. Turns out they were just playing Mario Kart and he rammed her off the edge of a bridge. FML

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You deserved it 4 502

By lolk - 10/03/2013 07:41 - United States - Little Rock

Today, my boyfriend and I were on my bed when things started getting hot and it began to shake. My little sister called the entire family to the hall to listen to "the frogs in the wall". FML

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You deserved it 41 692

By xxlexi_lovexx - 29/03/2010 04:20 - United States

Today, I was about to have sex with my boyfriend. His best friend called and said he just beat God Of War 3 and that my boyfriend could borrow it. He got up, got dressed, ran to his car and told me I could walk home. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 336

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By Volume_control - 10/11/2009 14:41 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having it off in his den, I screamed at the height of my climax, and from the family room came the roaring laughter of my boyfriend's brothers. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 848

You deserved it 31 394

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By furbys69 - 31/05/2017 09:00 - United States - Kingsport

Today, my girlfriend and I were starting to get frisky when the Furby Party Rocker all the way across the room started going off on its own and completely killed the mood. I took the batteries out of the little bastard immediately, but the mood was lost. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 911

You deserved it 821

By Anonymous - 21/03/2009 07:18 - Canada

Today, I was playing Xbox live with my boyfriend. I was bored so I decided to mess around. So I put down my remote and unbuttoned his pants. Two minutes in he said, "Hurry up, we're getting killed without you. Besides you're way better at video games." FML

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You deserved it 13 298

By avocadotoe - 14/11/2016 06:52 - United States - Big Bear Lake

Today, my boyfriend and I were house sitting. We were a little on edge because we'd heard noises. We were starting to get intimate, and suddenly the house alarm started going off. We locked ourselves in the room, called the police, and they told us that we were the ones who'd set it off. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 199

You deserved it 3 113

ritzy05 1

Wednesday 5 August 2009 20:06

at least he's caring?? in case it really had been an emergency?

chipmunchie 0

Wednesday 5 August 2009 20:09

well, he was being a responsible brother I guess..

Comments

BamxBitch 0

Wednesday 5 August 2009 21:58

Damn, FYL.

letitbe56 0

Wednesday 5 August 2009 22:29

I didn't think she was mad at the boyfriend. I think she was mad at the sister for interrupting them for no good reason. And sex aside, the sister should never have yelled about an emergency unless it was actually an emergency. I'd be mad just for scaring me if she did that.

letitbe56 0

Wednesday 5 August 2009 22:30

It's called being quiet. I seriously don't see why this is a big deal.

runner06 0

Wednesday 5 August 2009 22:42

I don't think OP is trying to be selfish...I think she is saying its an FML because of the fact that that was all it was. If it was something serious like if there was a fire, ect, it would have been okay, but because it ended up being something trivial like the Wii Remotes being dead, she was pissed.

fmlyoumeanie 0

Wednesday 5 August 2009 22:43

You just needed something to complain about, didn't you? Oh my god!! You were going through an INTENSE ****** and a sweet, little girl complains about something. So, of course, your GREAT (not sarcastic) boyfriend gets up and helps. Then of course you grudge and pout because now your life is ****** forever. Stop whining you big baby. I bet you did that to your parents all the time when you were little. Not everyone is going to do what you want all the time. You have to be more flexible with situations like this. Shut up and face the music. Life is hard and just because your boyfriend had to get up and see what the "emergency" was doesn't mean your life IS SO RUINED. OH MY GOD IT MUST BE SO HARD BEING YOU. Not having to lift a finger and getting to complain about stupid things with nobody telling you to, "SUCK IT UP." Your right, your life is ****** and you will never be happy again (not). I hope that little sister pushes brats like you in a hole so all of you will be stuck down there forever.

fmlyoumeanie 0

Wednesday 5 August 2009 22:47

...Oh and EVERY KID does that all the time. People, even older, complain about stupid things. It was kind-of bad timing I just hate how you expect sympathy and are complaining! Get over it and roll over your fat ass. I'm sure you will have many more orgasms in your lifetime. Get over it, bitch.

billchilled 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 0:21

@64 TOTALLY AGREE WITH YOU @Op YDI big time for having sex with your boyfriend when his little sister is downstairs. At least you know your boyfriend is responsible. By the way maybe half of the world knows your a immature selfish jerk.