Pants on fire
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Stupid! No sympathy for imbeciles that lie to women to get in their pants! Low slime!
"Oh, hey girl! *laughs* I was wondering if I'd see you here sometime! I forgot to tell you last night, that I'm working here at BK to help pay for my scholarship. You see, my dad passed away and my mom's suffering from severe depression... I have to work here part time to help pay for my schooling, since I only have a partial scholarship, as well as help support my mom with the mortgage. I was wondering if you'd understand."
#56 has a great excuse. You can take out the mom's suffering and the dad passing way line. But other than that it might work
ugh, how necessary that is
Or you could, you know, not be a lying douche. That'd work also.
Hahaha, well I don't think he deserves all this hate for being a "lying douche". He's just embarrassed of his current situation and has to resort to this - it's a white lie that can't hurt anyone but himself, and it did.
I'm not sure how to rate this, because I'm deciding whether to give you the benefit of the doubt. If you're just a liar, as sounds like the case, then you totally deserve it. If you're working part time at BK to pay student bills until you graduate, then yeah, you're ******.
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you could have just told her you were working there part time to help pay for med school
"no speaka the english"... then run