Transportation: Park life

Park life

By Anonymous - 10/12/2010 21:55 - United Kingdom

Today, I spent ages looking for a parking space at the mall. I saw a couple walking out of the mall and decided to follow them and take their space when they left. After following them for a good ten minutes, I realised they were heading to the bus stop. FML

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By signinept - 18/09/2009 23:28 - United States

Today, I got really annoyed waiting for a bus that was supposed to come every 10 minutes. After a few minutes of waiting, I realized the "bus stop" was really a no parking sign. FML

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By Krule - 04/08/2024 00:00 - United States - Redding

Today, I couldn't find my car in a mall parking lot. After 30 minutes of searching, I reported it stolen to the mall security. It turns out that I'd parked it on the opposite side of the mall. Security escorted me to my car, all while giving me pitiful looks. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/01/2017 08:22

Today, the last parking space outside my work was tiny but I tried to parallel park there in desperation. A school kid saw the whole attempt and sarcastically clapped me as I gave up and drove away. FML

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By superjstorm - 13/09/2009 14:00 - Philippines

Today, I went to the mall and couldn't find a parking spot. After circling around for 20 minutes, I finally saw a shaded spot in the uncovered parking lot area under a tree. It turns out, I parked under a coconut tree. I could tell from the coconut planted into my hood. FML

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By greek_dancer - 13/07/2009 05:14 - United States

Today, I went to the mall and had to parallel park. It took me 10 to 12 minutes of maneuvering before I got into the slot. When I turned off the car and got out, there were 8 people laughing hysterically and clapping for me. FML

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By ritz - 10/09/2009 14:15 - United States

Today, I was leaving my job at a huge mall. I couldn't find my car anywhere, so I panicked and flagged a security officer. I cried while he drove me around for miles in the endless parking lot. Then, suddenly, I remembered. My friend had dropped me off in the morning. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/05/2024 09:00 - United Kingdom - Newcastle

Today, I thought I'd finally mastered the art of parallel parking. Feeling proud of myself, I got out of the car to admire my handiwork, only to realise I'd parked halfway onto the sidewalk and completely blocked the entrance to a cafe. I had to sheepishly move my car while enduring the glares of annoyed pedestrians. FML

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Carry her home

By Anonymous - 16/05/2014 19:02 - Canada - Gander

Today, I helped an elderly woman push her grocery cart around the store, and look for her vehicle after she'd paid. After we spent ages wandering around trying to find her car, she remembered that she'd taken the bus today. FML

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By anonymous - 22/12/2017 15:00

Today, I took the bus home after visiting a friend. Standing in front of my house, I realized that I had forgotten my keys. They were still in my car, which I had parked at my friend's place and forgotten. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/07/2010 20:31 - United States

Today, I was looking for a parking spot and finally found one. Trying to figure out if the spot was legal, I asked a cop that had pulled up. He said it was fine. I came back 3 hours later to a parking ticket. FML

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bugwub 0

Saturday 11 December 2010 1:10

YDI. I hate when people stalk me for my parking spot. It's creepy.

mintcar 9

Saturday 11 December 2010 1:11

Wow, you're an idiot. Following then for ten whole minutes? You've got to Ne kidding me. You probably really creeped them out.

Comments

lalalovebiancaa 0

Saturday 11 December 2010 7:00

Stupid ass SMH

Endless 0

Saturday 11 December 2010 7:19

you got this from American dad

meganasoarus 0

Saturday 11 December 2010 7:56

16, I dislike that apostrophe. sadly, 23, just because someone is a moron does not mean they are young. :( you'd think people would grow up eventually.

momony_fml 0

Saturday 11 December 2010 8:06

the 10 minutes you wasted trying to outsmart the universe, you could have walked your fat fucktard ass from anywhere. Ain't it great to be a lazy douchebag ??

batgirl_babygirl 0

Saturday 11 December 2010 8:06

I'm sure there were spaces..you were just too lazy to walk..even though ur gonna be walking a lot in the mall....next time don't be so lazy...ydi

gozar_fml 1

Saturday 11 December 2010 8:16

Wow OP that is truly a life-******* event.

evfan42 0

Saturday 11 December 2010 8:52

Today, me and my girl were walking out of the mall, we started walking towards our car but we saw some creeper stalking us in their car so we decided to go to bus stop so they would stop stalking us

Brittneyyyy 7

Saturday 11 December 2010 9:36

Yeah that's why you ask before you follow them like a creeper... At school the parking is horrible and half the time I'm not even leaving because I go to my car between classes, and I'll sit in my car while people wait for my spot for a good 10 minutes. Sorry, but ask next time ;)