Parting gift

By Anonymous - 30/01/2021 20:01

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Today, the girl who lived downstairs and who was also sleeping with my guy moved out. She left a stack of my mail she had been taking at my door. FML
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tounces7 27

Oh look, stealing mail, a federal offense, right there. Wanna get her back?

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Bogrbon 27

When I saw "parting gift" I was pretty sure the "gift" was going to be herpes. All things considered, mail ain't too bad. Make the person pick it up, or invest in a "return to sender" stamp and stick it back in the mail box.

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Bogrbon 27

When I saw "parting gift" I was pretty sure the "gift" was going to be herpes. All things considered, mail ain't too bad. Make the person pick it up, or invest in a "return to sender" stamp and stick it back in the mail box.

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hunterchik 25

The only issue is the other woman took the OP's mail and returned it only when she moved out otherwise.

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coius 23

No, write “deceased” then send it back. Screw up her immediate future. Her fault for not forwarding the mail. If asked, as far as you know, she was dead (inside).

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Shzusuziq 16

I think it was mail intended for the writer that the girl who moved out stole it from.

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ghostinflames 13

Return to sender is effective.

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tounces7 27

Oh look, stealing mail, a federal offense, right there. Wanna get her back?

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KingAdrock 16

Stealing someone's else's mail is a federal crime. File a complaint with the USPS's Inspector General. You can even do it online.

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