Patronising

By quickfingers100 - 22/05/2011 09:31 - United Kingdom

Today, my dad married his fiancée, who insists I call her "Mom." I'm three years older than her, and went to the same high school. She's taking me shopping next week to buy me "something nice." FML
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CateXOX 0

I think your dad has some serious issues...

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Astroman129 7

whatever. She can't control what comes out of your mouth.

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winterforever97 30

Your 3 years older than your mom...that's ****** up

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BlAzEtHiS 0

I'd call her "grave robber" and him "cradle robber". Thats just got wrong written all over it. FYL :'(

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MHShockey9 2

I'd probably bang her

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Sunshine_753 0

Don't let it get to your head...and your dad is strange

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rainbowteehee 6

Ewwww your dad is like pedo, I hope your dad had u at 13 cause that would be sick if he was old and she was young! Ew

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elvanora 0

I would be like "hey MOM, remember when you were a zitty little freshman? Haha!"

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inapickle101 6

Thats just wrong. ur mom had u 3 years before she was born let alone thought about. And ur dad... man he sounds kinda creepy for even dating let alone marrying someone 3 years younger than his daughter

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