Patronising

By quickfingers100 - 22/05/2011 09:31 - United Kingdom

Today, my dad married his fiancée, who insists I call her "Mom." I'm three years older than her, and went to the same high school. She's taking me shopping next week to buy me "something nice." FML
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CateXOX 0

I think your dad has some serious issues...

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Astroman129 7

whatever. She can't control what comes out of your mouth.

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AveraX76 0

I think "nice" in this situation means she is going to buy a box of condoms and i think you know whats going to happen next..

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hisgirlherboy 5

Keevarou your hair looks different

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slinkydee 2

if she wants to be a mum, let her be. make her cook and clean all your mess, make her give you an allowance, and buy her floral pyjamas, bath kits, and slippers for xmas.

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itswhateveridk 0

have they no common sense?! to piss her off, call her small fry or pee wee to assert your dominance! jk, bur that bitch is ****** up.

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