Pay up

By ShouldHaveLetHimTakeTheTV - 07/11/2009 17:01 - United States

Today, I got a letter in the mail saying I'm being sued by the guy that broke into my house last week. When I walked in and saw him, I tackled him, punched him in the face a time or two, and restrained him with zip ties. I now have to pay for his broken nose and face charges of assault. FML
I agree, your life sucks 54 329
You deserved it 4 911

Same thing different taste

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fuckyou1337 0

That's gonna get thrown out of court rather quickly. Also, sue him bactoor the emotional trauma you suffered of walking in on a robbery :P

Nobody said our justice system was perfect, but it still sucks super bad for you.

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Well, that sucks, but he's gonna have a hell of a time making that fly in court. His case is so much empty bloat. You shouldn't have any problem with your self-defense plea, not to mention the trespassing and attempted larson charges you ARE going to file against him.

That's why I own so many guns. Anyone who breaks into my house will promptly have their brains splattered on the wall so they won't be able to sue.

Thats why you make sure you kill the person. If they're dead, they can't sue. And if they're dead, they don't have a side to the story. Its just your story and the crime scene.

whatsisface 0

Dude, you just can't do that. You have to just tell them that he was the one who robbed your house, and you would be done. As far as they know, the only reason that you tackled him was because he was suing you. That's not cool.

If it was wrong for the OP to do what he did, that means it was wrong for America to preemptively invade countries that supposedly MAY have hidden WMD's.

Really? You're going to throw in politics? :/

those two aren't even remotely related you freaking gabode.

That's going to be a circus of a case. "Plantiff, explain what happened" "Well, I was breaking into the defendant's house" "Wait, what?" "I... ummm... I was..." "I think we're done here."

Not too many people have the guts to lie in front of an interrogator.

This was a response to #148. FML is messed up today.

Mx_Rider 6

ok fools, enough with the u shoulda called the cops, u shouldnt have puched him, blah, blah, blah. i dare any one to try to rob my place and think they can get away with it, they will get a bat to the head if they think they could just to that. sure ill go down for it, rather go down for beating the guys head in then him suing me for a lil broken nose so **** all you that are scared to handle your shit *******, thats how you get killed. ftw