Pay up

By ShouldHaveLetHimTakeTheTV - 07/11/2009 17:01 - United States

Today, I got a letter in the mail saying I'm being sued by the guy that broke into my house last week. When I walked in and saw him, I tackled him, punched him in the face a time or two, and restrained him with zip ties. I now have to pay for his broken nose and face charges of assault. FML
I agree, your life sucks 54 329
You deserved it 4 911

Same thing different taste

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fuckyou1337 0

That's gonna get thrown out of court rather quickly. Also, sue him bactoor the emotional trauma you suffered of walking in on a robbery :P

Nobody said our justice system was perfect, but it still sucks super bad for you.

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cops always come in to mcdonalds asking for free food. thats stealing thru official oppression. yet they will arrest and beat up kids for loitering there.

if he ends up winning.. go rob his house and sue him for some thing stupid.

Well that is a bit much. Just scaring him away and calling the cops would be enough. It's not like he was threatening your life. Sorry, but YDI.

fieldhockyluva24 4

what is he a squirrel? you clap your hands and yell and it'll get scared away? and you have no idea if the robber had a gun or not so that is life threatening.

1) That's a really long username 2) Sorry, but YDI. That was a little too much. You should've just scarred him away and called the police. That only time what you dd would've been acceptable would be if he were a threat to your life, which, from your description, I doubt he was.

97, 98, 99, you're all being ridiculous. this person violated the OP's home and was trying to steal all of his shit. you don't take mercy on someone who's doing that to you.

theteal 0

I agree! I mean come on, call the cops and let him run away? What if he happened to have diamond rings or other jewelry stashed in his coat and just ran off with it while OP twiddled his thumbs waiting for the police. He would never see that stuff again and more likely the intruder would never been caught and would go on to do it again and again. At least OP had the sense to restrain him thus preventing the criminal from committing future crimes. And no force was not excessive. Excessive would have been to then when hes down and bleeding take a chair and bash him to death with it.

xenomorph 0

You are likely to have a lot of evidence on your side . . . for that matter, you could even win without a lawyer!

I'm a proponent of human rights, but you have to be realistic here... If you opened your door one day to see a random guy stealing your shit, what would YOU do? I would want to knock him out, too. And you know, maybe he did break the guy's nose, but at least he used non-deadly force. Sucks, OP, that you've got to get a lawyer, but unless you did more damage than the situation called for, you should be fine. Now, if it was just an "uninvited" person - like if you left your house unlocked - and not unlawful, then it's your fault.

lotsologan 2

if someone even trys to enter your house without permission you can shoot them if you feel you are in danger or your family is in danger.(California law) so technically a broken nose and restraints aren't over kill if you were fearful of great bodily harm or death. just hope you didn't beat him while he was down then that's excessive force.

dani_fizzle 0

Uhhh, he lives in Wisconsin genius. And one of the amendments says if you hurt someone while they're breaking into your house, they're allowed to sue. Stupid I know. But I learned that in 8th grade, so the OP totally deserved it. Way to pay attention in history class dude. :P

theteal 0

Yes because when i walk into my house and see a burglar entering I am going to stop and think "oh wait.... did my 8th grade history teacher say I can or can't defend myself."

HBubble 3

You should have hit him harder. I dropped him off in the nearest lake.