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By internetadvice - 01/04/2009 04:04 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she found out that she wasn't really in love with me. She got that advice from an internet survey. FML

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Top comments

PlasticShark 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 12:30

You're obviously so better off without someone who takes superficial survey advice...

you_not_me_OWNED 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 12:37

well, she obviously WASN'T in love with you if she actually listened to the internet survey....

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PlasticShark 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 12:30

You're obviously so better off without someone who takes superficial survey advice...

Muthalecka 1

Thursday 18 August 2011 5:59

Holy shit this happened to me I know how you feel OP

balexandre 2

Wednesday 1 April 2009 12:31

I have to agree with PlasticShark, but I know what you must be felling! Been there, done that... unfortunaly.

markh110 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 12:32

Oh yeah, try having a gf who listens TO HER DREAMS because they "mean the truth." I know your pain man...

free_Aus 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 12:32

Ouch! But definitely better off without her. Imagine how dumb your kids could have turned out....

sarah8909 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 12:32

"It's not you, it's...this internet survey I took" of all the lame excuses....

Scars_fml 4

Wednesday 1 April 2009 12:34

Fool her into doing nasty stuff. What a dumb ass.

hpnerd 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 12:34

Better off without her. Can you say "shallow"?

you_not_me_OWNED 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 12:37

well, she obviously WASN'T in love with you if she actually listened to the internet survey....

supernerd95 17

Sunday 14 September 2014 15:24

exactly!

danzigPO_1939 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 12:43

who over the age of 12 takes those things seriously? either she was making a lame excuse or she's incredibly naive. either way, you're better off without her.

marz88 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 12:46

YDI for not being perfect and not sensoring her websites =P jk your probably better off giving her a falcon punch anyway

hahaitsmattheau 0

Thursday 10 June 2010 9:07

hahahahahaha falcon PUNCH!!!!!

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