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Pennywise gonna get you

By dumbo - 29/05/2009 20:14 - United States

Today, I was sitting in my basement watching IT. I heard a knocking at my door and turned the outside lights on to see a clown outside staring in at me. I freaked out and began screaming and jumping around like a Chihuahua on drugs. My friends told me it should be on YouTube within the week. FML

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By trickortreat - 01/11/2009 04:23 - United States

Today, while up in my room getting ready to go out, I thought I heard some trick or treaters knocking on the door. I ignored them because I didn't have any candy. The knocking got louder and longer. I walked downstairs, and noticed that the living room ceiling was falling down onto the floor. FML

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Clown World

By sweetsixteen - 22/06/2009 18:23 - United States

Today, I walked into my house to find several of my friends there for a surprise sweet sixteen party my mom was throwing for me. Everything was going great until the doorbell rang and a clown walked in. My mom hired a clown for my sweet sixteen. My friends took pictures. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/02/2010 08:23 - France

Today, I was working as a clown (Pennywise) in a haunted maze. A bunch of drunk guys came in and started breaking props. I decided to stay still and follow through with the scare. I ended up getting kicked in a very sensitive area. The security guard just laughed. FML

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By toni405 - 21/07/2011 21:24 - United States

Today, after watching Insidious, my boyfriend thought it would be funny to scare me while I was on the toilet. I was in mid-piss when he jumped out at me, and I ran screaming and peeing down the hall. FML

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By Noname - 19/02/2009 06:51 - United States

Today, I decided to try this new cardio workout video I got. As I was obnoxiously bouncing around my room I heard a noise behind me. Turns out there were three boys outside my window watching. FML

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By J…… - 24/11/2009 18:45 - United Kingdom

Today, I watched Paranormal Activity, which is known to be "the scariest film ever." After the film, I went to brush my teeth and out of the corner of my eye I saw the bathroom door closing by itself. I jumped out of my skin and stabbed myself in the eye with my toothbrush. It was just my dog. FML

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By NeverLookingAgain - 30/12/2015 04:16 - United States

Today, I faced my fears. I've always had a weird fear of looking out of windows at night, afraid a face would suddenly appear. When I heard a strange noise outside, I looked out the window. Sure enough, the face of a man suddenly appeared. FML

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By Matti - 17/08/2018 22:00

Today, as I sat on the toilet, I heard a noise outside. I peered through the window and found myself staring directly at my neighbor. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/06/2009 02:06 - Canada

Today, I was visiting my friend's new house and he was showing me around. I saw a small door in the wall and decided to open it. When I opened it, his daughter was hiding in there and screamed to scare me. Now I know my scream is more high pitched than his daughter's. I'm a 37 year old male. FML

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By Chris - 18/08/2024 22:00 - Canada

Today, I was home alone and decided to try on my Halloween costume, a giant inflatable dinosaur suit. As I was prancing around the living room, my doorbell rang. Without thinking, I answered it. It was the mailman with a package. The look on his face as he handed a T-rex a box was priceless, but now he probably thinks I’m nuts. FML

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Jaywin 3

Saturday 30 May 2009 1:43

I loved how you used "like a chihuahua on drugs" to describe your actions. I'm adding this to my favorites just because I like your writing style.

sadlife67 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 1:41

when its up put an fml telling the url

Comments

musicloverr 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 3:33

#155 AHAHAHAHAHA

Corky_fml 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 4:48

Don't worry, I would have done the same thing. When I first saw that movie I was afraid of EVERYTHING for the longest time. I couldn't pee by myself. FYL I'm sorry that happened me. But send me the link when it appears on youtube? :)

PainSol 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 5:36

******* creepy movie. Clowns scare me anyway... I probably would've killed whoever it was with the nearest blunt object.

hippixchiki 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 5:57

ROFL!!!

CourtneyDanielle_fml 9

Sunday 31 May 2009 6:19

LMAO! Clowns are scary things, though. I don't blame you for screaming. D: I want to see the video! xD Rofl, same thing happened to me almost. I was watching Texas Chainsaw Massacre with my boyfriend, and someone knocked on the door, so I got up and opened it, there was someone there with a chainsaw and mask. I screamed, slammed the door, and my boyfriend was standing behind me roaring. He told his friends to do it before he came to my house with the movie.. Aren't people just lovley? :P

cindylouwho 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 6:49

lol this is funny.. i woulda like peed myself... but wtf is IT????

skiz_fml 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 8:15

#180, IT is a horror movie/novel by Stephen King basically about a clown :)

ryte1 1

Sunday 31 May 2009 8:19

i shall looking up the video... this is priceless

cmgio 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 10:47

And being a YouTube celebrity is bad now?

carmela93 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 11:49

I can sympathize with that - its Because of IT that I'm scared of clowns...*runs and hides* I would be doing exactly the same... I hope no clown ever comes to visit me, because oh dear god for them if they do...