People of Walmart

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I witnessed a large woman pee on a pregnancy test in the middle of a Walmart parking lot, clean herself off, then wander around with the test hanging out of her mouth, waiting for her result. Where in the name of Christ do these people come from? FML
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Blue_Black_fml 21

Dear God! I just hope that the test result is negative..

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grahmagog 14

Im never suprised by walmart customers any more

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Comments

FitForFun 11

No need to be so pissy about the situation.

TourettesGuyFTW 25

Urine above your head with all these piss puns.

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DocBastard 38

Ureally need some new material, number 1.

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B_CeouL 12

In this situation, saying "number 1" would be more appropriate

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anythingmustbe 18

A lot and a lot of alcohol. Beer goggles do wonders.

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acrouch 9

They are probably Wal-Martians themselves.

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lyssgross 16

Docbastard is back! It's kinda sad how happy that made me.

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PenguinBitch 43

Gurllllll he's been back. But you on the other hand, where have you been baby cake? ;) Wait, I don't even know you. D:

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ilianaaa 8

example of a ratchet out in the wild

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HankMacDaddy 3

I see what you did there

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grahmagog 14

Im never suprised by walmart customers any more

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Horsempeg 25

That is what I was thinking.. Walmart attracts a different breed of characters.

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JFloUnknown 24

Walmartians strike again...

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MichellinMan 20

They come from the deepest pits of hell.

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jillytc 23

I always said going to Walmart is a major self esteem boost

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BauerMegan 31

The website "people of Walmart" numbed my wtf senses for these people.

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Blue_Black_fml 21

Dear God! I just hope that the test result is negative..

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dogpfcorn 11

What if the test came back "aladeen?"

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metalhead4740 14

"So are you having a boy or an abortion?"

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nissa0909 16

Is it bad if I have no idea what #50 is talking about?

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Chris455 8

It's a reference to a movie called "the Dictator"

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Blue_Black_fml 21

I have no idea either, but I think it has something to do with "the Dictator", which I chose not to watch as I'm not a big fan of Sasha Baron Cohen..

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Siehnados 17

Watch it anyway, you won't regret it.

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inthedopeshow 17

Ah, Walmart. Thank god they sell bleach, use it on your eyes after some of the things you see in there...

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fuzz97 23

It's like a train wreck. You know you shouldn't stare, but you can't help it.

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iiDangerCloseBK 6

Welcome to the South!

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Welshite 39

Yeah, because us hicks do these things all the time.

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Horsempeg 25

People do that in the north too? I found a pregnancy test in walmart in minnesota

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iiDangerCloseBK 6

I'm from the South too... For ***** sake can anyone on FML take a joke?

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titibug823 11

Those people should not breed!

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NoDontKillMe 19

I don't think the woman did... Or let's at least hope so!

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Medication 10

With a name like "titibug823", neither should you.

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Ginja_HaZ 15

Sounds like something you'd see on Honey BooBoo.

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MOLLMcAWESOME 11

Omg. That's exactly what I was thinking!!

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theycallmekitty 13

I really don't understand why she couldn't have just used the Walmart bathroom.....

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lexi365 20

That requires common sense...

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websphere69 27

you beat me to that one, to bad they don't sell common sense at walmart!

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LindsayxMoore 18

Its horrible having to work there and deal with those kind of people all day long. I cant say the number of times ive had to bite my tounge.

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borncrazzzy2010 1

Agreed ! I worked at a walmart and now with this weather comes the guys in cut off shorts, or booty shorts and boots !! GAG !

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BauerMegan 31

You are a saint 96. We appreciate your sacrifice.

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simpdude 4

cause they're gross, and I'm a guy saying that.

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