Love and Creepy: People will collect literally anything

People will collect literally anything

By freaked out - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I discovered why my girlfriend is so obsessed with cutting my nails. She collects my clippings in a jar under her bed. She claims it will keep us together longer. FML

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Thale_fml 8

Thursday 30 August 2012 16:02

Woah. RUN WHILE YOU STILL CAN!

vic55jets 13

Thursday 30 August 2012 16:01

That's just creepy :3

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tennisbeast69 2

Saturday 1 September 2012 18:46

Overly attached girlfriend!

IndefiniteIndie 4

Saturday 1 September 2012 19:28

That is just scary....

_ayynayyx3 0

Saturday 1 September 2012 22:04

That is just weird.

chiaying 2

Sunday 2 September 2012 6:58

Sounds like witch craft

pupucedulila_fml 9

Sunday 2 September 2012 20:54

Overly Attached Girlfriend x)

AJ_Ba11 0

Monday 3 September 2012 7:51

Im actually scared myself now

lambofgod20 4

Tuesday 4 September 2012 21:04

That's good for an overly attached girlfriend meme..

bigred2222 5

Wednesday 19 September 2012 11:00

reallyyyy creepy.

kkrivicky 6

Thursday 20 September 2012 19:04

ok #1: creeeeepppyyyy! #2: I agree with 201.. it rele sounds like witch craft or maybe voodoo! i wldnt cheat if i were u!! haha

Miki101 18

Tuesday 1 January 2013 17:57

Run. Run NOW.

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Today, I met my boyfriend's sophisticated grandparents. I politely introduced myself. The first words to come out of his granny's mouth were, "If something happens to him, you won't get a f*cking cent of the insurance money, you hear?" FML

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Today, I got fired from my job because I "look too grumpy." FML

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Today, on the bus, a man in his late 30s sat next to me. After a moment, he turned to me and said with a wink, "You must be ovulating, I can smell your vagina." FML

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Today, my mom wouldn't let me go to the YMCA pool with the rest of the family. She said that the sound my thighs make when they rub together is "embarrassing". FML

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Today, my wife picked an argument about me so-called being selfish because I buy myself sweets and certain drinks, and they make sit in the refrigerator for a long time. My stepson will then ask for them, and I say no. I just don’t believe in rewarding bad behavior. Plus it’s mine. FML

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Today, I learned the hard way that if you tell your child that they're old enough to cook their own food in the microwave, you have to make sure they're smart enough not to put the metal spoon in with the food as well. FML

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Today, I was at a friend's house when his dad told me that he had Photoshopped his face onto a woman's body. I looked at the photo and said it was gross, disgusting, and weird. Later on, my friend told me that the photo was actually a picture of his dad's twin sister. FML

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