People will collect literally anything

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Today, I discovered why my girlfriend is so obsessed with cutting my nails. She collects my clippings in a jar under her bed. She claims it will keep us together longer. FML
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vic55jets 13

That's just creepy :3

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Kathts7 12

Have you heard of 'overly attached girlfriend'?

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KiddNYC1O 20

That's almost as weird as Helga'a obsession with Arnold.

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stfuximshelli495 1

She probably has a doll made of your hair too >.< hahaha so ******* creepy!

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momogal 22

Run. Run far. And burn those clippings so she doesn't have any part of you. She's a nasty freak.

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sophie22_fml 8

This reminded me of a serial killer who said he ate his victims so they could be with him forever.

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Eureka17 7

All I can say is she is truly & madly in love with u. Enjoy all her attention, love & care!!!!

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