Work: Perfect timing

Perfect timing

By Poopalipa - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I woke up late, didn't shave, didn't have time to iron my clothes, didn't eat breakfast, and ran into the office with beads of sweat running down my face. The meeting had been cancelled. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 252

You deserved it 3 460

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Same thing different taste

By themcdave - 19/05/2012 08:03 - United Kingdom - Cranfield

Today, I woke up early for an important team meeting I needed to attend. I washed, got changed, and sat down to eat breakfast... I then woke up again, an hour late and covered in cereal. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 597

You deserved it 4 553

Chill out, dude!

By Anonymous - 27/04/2023 03:00 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I was running late for a meeting and wound up getting stuck in traffic, which started to stress me out to the point of road rage at no one in particular. When I finally arrived, the meeting had been cancelled. FML

I agree, your life sucks 681

You deserved it 249

Flasher

By barebackingit - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Canada - Kanata

Today, I woke up late and had to rush to catch my bus. Upon arriving at school, I was hot from running and took off my sweater. It was then, in a lecture hall with 400 people, that I realised I hadn't put a shirt on underneath. FML

I agree, your life sucks 51 077

You deserved it 12 025

Slow down

By Anonymous - 17/07/2024 09:00 - United States - Cleveland

Today, I woke up late for work. In my rush to make a quick cup of coffee, I forgot to put a mug under the machine. I came back a few minutes later to a kitchen counter flooded with coffee and had to clean it up, making me even later. To top it off, I was out of coffee. FML

I agree, your life sucks 216

You deserved it 394

More speed, less haste

By Anonymous - 26/02/2023 18:00

Today, I was running late for work and, in my rush, spilled coffee all over my shirt. When I finally got to the office, I realized I had forgotten my laptop at home. FML

I agree, your life sucks 735

You deserved it 194

By fitzy79 - 31/01/2014 20:04 - United States

Today, I had to wake up at 4am because my boss set an important business meeting for first thing in the morning. After making sure everything was ready, I went to work. My boss ended up oversleeping and moved the meeting to tomorrow. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 797

You deserved it 3 759

Great first impression

By Anonymous - 04/02/2023 18:00 - Canada

Today, I woke up early for a job interview. I got lost and arrived an hour late, only to find out it was the wrong day. FML

I agree, your life sucks 341

You deserved it 690

Typical bad day

By Fred - 08/11/2023 16:00

Today, I woke up to find my cat had knocked over a glass of water, which short-circuited my alarm clock, so I overslept, missed a crucial meeting, and found out I'd been promoted... to a position which no longer exists. FML

I agree, your life sucks 525

You deserved it 148

By RandomTurtle109 - 19/03/2016 12:40 - United States - White River Junction

Today, I woke up late, got ready within 10 minutes, and drove to work. I walked in and apologized to my boss. He said, "Go home, it's your day off…" Walk of Shame. FML

I agree, your life sucks 18 981

You deserved it 3 624

Another great day to be alive

By Anonymous - 26/07/2021 21:59 - Germany

Today, I didn’t get much done because I woke up late and therefore didn’t have much time. No wait, that was yesterday. Today I didn’t get much done because I woke up EARLY and was miserably tired and good for nothing all day. FML

I agree, your life sucks 777

You deserved it 414

lmfp 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 9:20

well, thats good, since apparently you looked like shit. then again, I look like shit every ******* day cause I'm a shit-head. I have it worse. :(

Snackbars 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 3:59

Bad day? D:

Comments

tbeaun 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 8:40

sux 2 b u.

CRAZYBISCUIT 7

Sunday 3 July 2011 21:25

Sucks to be you!

trivel64 16

Wednesday 4 July 2012 7:29

FIRSTT!!!11!!!!!1!!!111!!!!!1!

lmfp 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 9:20

well, thats good, since apparently you looked like shit. then again, I look like shit every ******* day cause I'm a shit-head. I have it worse. :(

bananassin 25

Friday 6 March 2015 21:22

m2 m8, you're not alone in this.

little_musician 0

Friday 17 April 2009 23:32

Sorry, but I agree with #3.

Snackbars 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 3:59

Bad day? D:

WeirdxGuy 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 20:46

YDI for being late

LordLayAlot 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 0:40

I don't feel sorry for you, be happy, would've been way worse if you had meticulously prepared yourself with an early start.

pengyvan 21

Sunday 16 August 2015 4:52

Better one, Today, I woke up two hours earlier than normal, ironed my clothes, shaved and got to my office early for my big meeting. It was canceled. FML