Sex, Friends and Intimacy: Perfect?

Perfect?

By NeverGonnaGetAny - 23/02/2009 19:28 - United States

Today, I was discussing sex with my guy friends in their dorm when I asked one of them what he would do if I got naked and crawled into his bed. He replied, "Nothing. You're one of the guys now." They all agreed. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/04/2020 08:00

Today, my boyfriend and I were sexting, and he asked me if I would be naked and waiting for him when he got home. When he told me he was on his way, I took my clothes off and got into bed. What he didn’t tell me was he was bringing friends to pick up a desk from our place for their office. FML

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By Partners - 22/06/2015 19:55 - United States - Alpharetta

Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his friends as his "sex partner." FML

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Get in there!

By Menareidiots - 24/02/2009 23:32 - United States

Today, my guy friend and I were in his dorm room watching a movie when he started kissing me. Things heated up so we moved things over to his bed. He was on me when a hand shoots down from his top bunk. His roommate had been up there the whole time and he wanted a high-five. So they high-fived. FML

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You deserved it 22 726

By justagirl - 02/12/2014 05:40 - United States - Roseville

Today, while in bed with my boyfriend of 2 years, he mentioned what it would be like if he had sex with anyone other than me. I mentioned the same about him. He quickly yelled, "No, you're a woman. You are mine!" FML

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So hot

By bonesniffer - 16/09/2010 05:13 - United States

Today, I crawled into bed, naked, wanting to get some, and hoping to surprise my boyfriend who's always complaining that I don't sleep naked. When he finally got into bed he rolled over, touched my bare ass, and said "Oh…" then rolled back over and went to sleep. FML

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By backstabbed - 29/10/2011 07:22 - Australia

Today, I caught my best friend in bed with my current boyfriend. Apparently watching movies naked is "the new in thing". FML

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By Doesn't Matter Had Sex - 09/09/2015 02:37 - United States - Lake Saint Louis

Today, I had sex with this guy. His dad came upstairs and poked his head through the door right after we had finished, but were still naked in bed. All he said was, "No twins," and walked off. FML

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Wait, what?

By Sally - 24/07/2009 09:04 - United States

Today, my roommate came home and began changing clothes in the same room that my boyfriend and I were in. I quickly got annoyed and angry and when I began questioning her about it she just laughed while saying, "Oh relax, it's not like he's never seen me naked before." FML

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By Anonymous - 01/08/2009 00:56 - United States

Today, this guy I have been hanging out with for a while came over and we were about to do it. He pulled off my clothes and once I was naked I reached for his zipper. He just backed up and said he was a virgin and simply wanted to see me naked. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/04/2009 19:04 - United States

Today, completely nude, I had to collect my clothes around the boy’s apartment I have been sleeping with for awhile. While his girlfriend watched to make sure I “got the fuck out.” FML

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bobdole 0

Monday 23 February 2009 22:58

As a guy, let me tell you that that is one of the best compliments you can receive.

Cloudy_fml 0

Monday 23 February 2009 23:02

Well, would you rather them think of you as a piece of ass instead of as a friend? Take it as a compliment... Unless the "fml" part is that you've got the hots for your friends or something.

Comments

tutti77 3

Saturday 21 April 2012 8:47

I would be soooooo happy ;)

SkoomaKi 27

Tuesday 29 May 2012 10:34

A GIRL friend zoned by a GUY? I don't even...

inkdeath87 18

Monday 22 April 2013 4:14

Ok, why would you even discuss sex as a casual topic. And what would make you ask them that!?!?!

baronrat227 2

Sunday 9 February 2014 6:15

what were you hoping for, a gang bang?

TsarKeith12 9

Wednesday 21 May 2014 11:38

They're lying don't do it

trblmkr0727 18

Sunday 7 August 2016 2:04

I have been "one of the guys" with my own friends and then became one with several ex's friends. Its not all that bad. I get bros for life and should ever anything happen that I can't handle, I've got backup and being a chick but still one of the guys, if my bros need advice with their girlfriends, I give valuable insight lol.

EverettA 16

Wednesday 30 November 2016 21:13

They don't want sound like the typical "horny guys" to you. It's that simple.

Pseudonym 18

Wednesday 18 July 2018 15:18

I feel absolutely no sympathy for you. You're in a room full of male friends and you single one out and come on to him in front of everyone else and what? You expected him to go into detail about what he'd like to do to you? Or for everyone to decide it was gang bang night? I'd be a lot more sympathetic if it was just an exchange between you and one of your guy friends but you made a spectacle of it and unless you were ready to start dating the first one to respond "favourably" you're just begging for unnecessary attention.