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By Anonymous - 30/12/2015 00:58 - United States - San Francisco

Today, while babysitting a young girl, I put on the movie Bambi, as she told me it was her favorite movie. I didn't know that her parents always skipped the scene where Bambi's mom dies. Despite my attempts to comfort her, she was still upset when her parents returned. Her mom blamed me. FML

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Wednesday 30 December 2015 9:42

They should've told you about the movies so don't blame yourself OP!

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Wednesday 30 December 2015 9:40

This reminds me of F.R.I.E.N.D.S

Comments

NostalgiaFreak9 41

Thursday 31 December 2015 21:43

If the parents skip that scene every time she watches Bambi, why do they let her watch it in the first place? Not to mention that they're shielding her from reality. Amazing parenting.