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By turtle - 12/07/2011 13:26 - United States

Today, I saw a turtle on the road so I swerved, and hit a tree. The people behind me then hit the turtle. FML
I agree, your life sucks 38 628
You deserved it 12 687

Same thing different taste

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Franklin!!!! you will be missed in kiddy shows. R.I.P Franklin.

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plehning77 0

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaah. sad. but hilariously funny.

Beep Beep! Fail train comin' through!

You don't swerve for animals unless they're big enough to kill/injure you if you hit them. What if you'd hit a person when you swerved?? Sure, stop as fast as possible if you want - people behind you are responsible for keeping their distance - but swerving, that's a no-no. I once saw a road train (what we Australians call those massive huge semi-trailer trucks) coming the opposite direction to our car and it almost smacked into a kangaroo sitting in the middle of the road. Fortunately the roo moved in time, but if the truck had swerved to avoid it, he probably would have ended up in our lane and killed us.

xMissxMurderx 1

so...you swerved out of the way of a turtle??? you must've played Mario Kart a lot when you were a kid... I suppose your next car crash FML will be you hitting a brick wall to avoid a banana peel...

luisAngelMarrero 0

smh.... f*cking ghetto a*s ninja turtles >:(

wtf everyone knows you don't swerve for animals unless their hella big because shit like that happens especially a ******* turtle? why didn't you try to hit it??

Probably because OP is not a psychopath.

what the **** hit the turtle for being retarded enough to cross the road and kill yourself for wanting to save a ******* turtle by crashing into a tree instead. because some dumb ass is just going to hit it any way

why all yhe thumbs down? they didnt want to kill a turdle.. i probably would have done te same but wouldve been a little more carefull not to hit the tree. you get a thumbs up=D