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By turtle - 12/07/2011 13:26 - United States

Today, I saw a turtle on the road so I swerved, and hit a tree. The people behind me then hit the turtle. FML

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By vstan - 25/08/2010 00:48 - United States

Today, I swerved off the road and hit a tree in order to avoid hitting a dog that came out of nowhere. Don't worry, I didn't hit him. The person behind me did, though. FML

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By RestlessDiesel - 18/04/2016 14:40 - United States - Hudson

Today, I pulled off the road to help a turtle cross it. Before I could get out of my car a dump truck ran over the turtle, splattering my car with turtle guts and bits of shell. FML

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Road rage

By Xtine - 23/06/2009 04:44 - United States

Today, while on the road, I saw a turtle in the middle of the other lane. I slammed on my brakes and got out, holding up, and pissing off, several drivers on both sides of the highway. Getting closer to the turtle, I realized that it was not a turtle at all, but a very large pile of dog shit. FML

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By Username - 15/05/2011 06:42 - United States

Today, while driving my new car, a squirrel ran in front of me so I slammed on my brakes. The person behind me didn't notice and rear-ended me. The squirrel got hit by a car going the opposite direction. FML

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By karmavictim - 18/03/2011 11:28

Today, I swerved out of the way to avoid hitting a squirrel, and in the process hit another squirrel. FML

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Slammed

By Bambi - 12/08/2009 06:49 - United States

Today, I crashed my car. I saw a deer getting ready to run into the middle of the road, and I was very sleepy, so I panicked and slammed on the brakes, causing me to lose control of the car on the wet road. After I hit a tree, I realized that the deer was a plastic lawn ornament. FML

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By newly passed, newly grassed - 06/12/2014 17:04 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today, while driving home, I swerved to avoid turning a duck and her babies into roadkill. Another car was coming around a sharp bend at the time and swerved to avoid hitting me. In the end, we both ran our cars off the road, and he took out several ducks in the process. FML

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By JulieClaire - 11/03/2011 01:44

Today, while driving home I saw a few deer running beside me. I stopped to let them go in front. Instead, one face-plants, ramming into the side of my new car. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/10/2010 04:29 - United States

Today, I swerved to miss hitting a kitten, over-corrected, hit and killed the cat, and totaled my truck by hitting a parked car. FML

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By riddick0846 - 12/12/2010 07:29 - United States

Today, I accidentally ran over a squirrel on the road. I was late for work so I didn't stop. Later, someone keyed the word PETA into the side of my car. FML

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cavalos94 0

Tuesday 12 July 2011 18:45

yeah poor turtle

zekecastro 0

Tuesday 12 July 2011 18:48

Franklin!!!! you will be missed in kiddy shows. R.I.P Franklin.

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menm0i 0

Wednesday 13 July 2011 5:30

I would rather hit the turtle than crash my car into a tree. I would still feel bad for the turtle though.

hellojuicyhello 5

Wednesday 13 July 2011 5:35

I know how u must feel, that happened to my dog I'm sorry. poor turtle:(

Xx_Dakota_xX 1

Wednesday 13 July 2011 5:39

miss hotty here (;

hellojuicyhello 5

Wednesday 13 July 2011 5:44

hi is this how u send a msg, on FML?? lol. just comment on other peoples comments>.

fucmylifealot 0

Wednesday 13 July 2011 5:53

ydi for swirving to miss a turtle. hippie

danaynicole94 0

Wednesday 13 July 2011 6:04

poor turtle :(

FTW_yourstruly_r 0

Wednesday 13 July 2011 6:07

why dont you show us how it's done?

annigotammo 1

Wednesday 13 July 2011 6:09

well when driving if you cannot safely avoid hitting an animal then your supposed to go on and hit it. I respect you for not wanting to hit the poor thing but technically it was poor driving skills.

FTW_yourstruly_r 0

Wednesday 13 July 2011 6:11

*42

karaaa16 0

Wednesday 13 July 2011 6:15

Awww poor Kermy. :/

Lulblast 4

Wednesday 13 July 2011 6:50

OHMAGAWD is the tree okay?

pandaboy123 7

Wednesday 13 July 2011 6:52

**** the turtle your car more important

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