Pink tax

By banj0 - 06/10/2012 22:58 - United States - Madison

Today, I had to pry my sister's used tampon out from between my dog's jaws. FML
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SnowFlakeInAK 7

That's bloody awful! I would have to scrub my hands...and brain with bleach after that!

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EMW20 10

I appreciate the time you took out of your day for posting this genius comment.

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IPoopedOnU 12

It seems the sister should be the on chasing the dog and getting the tampon from it...

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andiewithlove 21

You're a brave one for actually touching it, OP. That would gross me out too much.....I'd give you a gold star if I could.

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perdix 29

Why did you "have to" do it? It sounds like a lose-lose-lose situation to me. This is where you pretend you don't know what the dog is chewing and obliviously go about your business.

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doodlecloud 26

I think I would've focused on just opening the jaws as much as possible and letting it drop out rather than trying to pull the tampon out itself (not necessarily what happened but seems that way). Either way that's so, so gross - fyl. Hope you thought to put some gloves on!

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slickchrome 11

Why didn't she just flush the tampon?

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HeyArnold91 8

Because you don't flush tampons you dispose of them.

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slickchrome 11

Plumbers are cheaper than vets though

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eggmarie 25

29: um maybe I've been doing it wrong, but I've always flushed mine. Same with all the other girls I know...

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Posthuman 26

You don't flush them because they expand in water. You flush it, toilet clogs. Simple as that.

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Metallica36176 16

I flush my tampons. That's what the box says. I can't help it that everyone else has weak toilets xD. Now pads, no. My dog used to try to grab those....nasty.

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AsianAdvent 2

I congratulate you for being a guy and having common sense :)

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TheMathMajor 26

Yeah, it definitely says on the tampon box to flush them. In most homes that's okay, but it might clog an older plumbing system. Certainly if it says "don't flush feminine products" in a public bathroom then don't, but otherwise it should be okay unless you live in an old house or an apartment building.

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mikepzz 27

haha how much do you not want doggy kisses after that...

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sonny234 0

Eugh, dafuq! Why didn't you make her do it!

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bluebird0020 2

...Dogs only have one jaw.

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llamafish 25

False. They have an upper jaw and a lower jaw. Much like humans. And snakes. And horses. And you know a ton of other animals.

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