Animals: Today, my younger sister's dog broke its leg. The vets are closed...

By Noname - 15/10/2009 22:14 - United States

Today, my younger sister's dog broke its leg. The vets are closed today so instead of going on a date with a girl I have been trying to get for at least 2 years, I need to carry an 80 lb. dog that hates me, up and down the stairs. I already got bit twice. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/09/2010 13:17 - Australia

Today, I was playing with my dog, teasing her, to cheer myself up after being dumped by my girlfriend. My dog bit me hard and I had to go to hospital. The dog has to be put down. FML

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By ginya - 07/06/2016 01:58 - United States - Bedford

Today, my sister asked me to let her dog out of the kennel when I got home. I did only to have the little beast bite me. She then ate the entire content of the cat's litter box, which she couldn't keep down. FML

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Down!

By Imnotfromhere - 23/07/2021 22:01

Today, I tripped over a dog and broke my elbow. I'm stuck dogsitting for the rest of the weekend and he won't stop jumping up at my broken arm. FML

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Very bad idea

By Yoir mom - 16/01/2020 20:00 - United States - Port Richey

Today, I realized I was late for work, so I rushed out of bed only to accidentally step onto my dog which then promptly bit my leg and now I'm in the ER. FML

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Pink tax

By banj0 - 06/10/2012 22:58 - United States - Madison

Today, I had to pry my sister's used tampon out from between my dog's jaws. FML

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Jogging is bad for you

By Broken - 17/06/2009 14:12 - United States

Today, I was running with my sister's dog. It had the brilliant idea of shooting between my legs and I immediately faceplanted on the cement. I now have a swollen nose and cuts all over my body. I'm a grown man who does martial arts and I got beat up by a dog the size of a baby. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/07/2015 15:18 - United States - Milford

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me over the phone, after having left me to look after her dog while she went on a 2-week vacation with her family. Now I have to choose between paying for a kennel for her damn dog or taking care of it every day until she gets back. FML

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You deserved it 2 448

By KilteDKilleR - 15/10/2011 14:02 - United States

Today, I went to visit my grandpa. He has an easily excited dog, who barreled into my freshly broken knee. I felt my knee move out of place again. The dog chipped a tooth. We went to the vet first. FML

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By goodbye-college - 15/08/2010 04:12 - Canada

Today, I found out I won't be able to go to college. Why? My sister's horse needs surgery. FML

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You deserved it 5 243

Hurting over here

By wo-ow - 06/06/2014 23:09 - United States - Bronx

Today, I fell down the stairs and broke my leg. My dad helped me to the car so he could drive me to the hospital, but when he saw our neighbor, he went over and had a 15 minute screaming match with him over how his dog keeps shitting on our lawn, all while I sat in the car in agony. FML

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lGreenspanl 2

Friday 16 October 2009 3:03

well at least you helped your younger sisters dog, and maybe if you explain the situation to the girl, she will understand

satanstoystore 0

Friday 16 October 2009 3:09

explain it to the girl. w/o complaining. you will win points. btw, a broken leg is an emergency. vet hospitals have emergency numbers.

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lGreenspanl 2

Friday 16 October 2009 3:03

well at least you helped your younger sisters dog, and maybe if you explain the situation to the girl, she will understand

Ajjas013 6

Monday 19 October 2009 2:42

Number 1 is right, besides you get karma points.

qwillis98 20

Wednesday 25 July 2012 16:48

OP the girl will probably be impressed that u showed compassion, just dont complain or brag about it just accept it.

Whytetrash 21

Wednesday 7 November 2012 22:12

Exactly. Most girls love animals, so your compassion will possibly earn you brownie points.

wolfgold2 20

Thursday 25 July 2013 20:46

Or she'll be a total bitch and

ifreshballa23 0

Friday 16 October 2009 3:08

sucks

satanstoystore 0

Friday 16 October 2009 3:09

explain it to the girl. w/o complaining. you will win points. btw, a broken leg is an emergency. vet hospitals have emergency numbers.

R3nesmee 0

Friday 16 October 2009 3:18

Wow. Your a jerk. In many ways. Selfish Bastard.......

R3nesmee 0

Friday 16 October 2009 5:17

ARE STUPID FML'S NECESSARY? The guy has no right to complain, he did a nice thing for his sister, AND the dog. And I agree with 16, Why the hell was he carrying UP and DOWN stairs? And I'm sure the girl you were going out with wouldn't mind a rain check so you can help your dog. Not an FML in any way other than the biting, which is possible to avoid.

cxal_fml 0

Friday 16 October 2009 19:43

maybe someone approved it to make sure the FML staff would see this and report the OPs ip to the state of PA for engaging in animal cruely (as they are required to do by US law)

qwillis98 20

Wednesday 25 July 2012 16:51

Because he carried it down so he could drive to the yet and up when they were closed and OP probably lives in a multible story building

Kaoticwolf 17

Wednesday 30 March 2016 13:35

this comment gave me stage 2

Lkdude77 0

Friday 16 October 2009 3:19

Wow? o.O I woulndt even try to help out that dog.. In Africa dogs just walk around the streets no one cares.. Here it's like having a child -_- example? Those dogs in the purses.. Don't get me wrong I luv dogs but not to the extent where they are treated as my own children..

Flounder 2

Friday 16 October 2009 9:48

I hardly think that taking care of an animal's medical needs or assisting it with basic bodily functions (going outside to toilet/eating/etc) when it is injured is over doing it. There is something very wrong with people who think of animals as objects or as having no feelings or needs past only the very basic, as you seem to.

RubixMonkey 0

Friday 16 October 2009 9:56

I know its different in Africa, not to sound racist or like "America kicks ass" or Europe is better, but do you ever think that maybe they don't treat dogs the way they do in America is because of the difference in financial, as well as what dogs were used for. In America it might seem weird that people baby their dogs but they have earned the right to be treated nice, as they were/are responsible for a lot of functions, police dogs, herding dogs, sheep dogs. Also, some people do not want children/do not have children and live alone and want a companion. A dog is not just there to be looked at, they have personalities and are often wonderful companions for children as well as older people. Studies have shown that taking care of a pet extends your life, and makes it better.

natsaysheyyy 16

Tuesday 12 February 2013 21:28

WTF is wrong with you. Have you ever had a dog, ever? They are very compassionate and loving and many dogs would give their life for their owner without hesitation. If my dog would take bullets for me, hell yes I can at least baby him. Buy him a bunch of treats and toys and spend as much time as possible with him. You clearly have no soul...