Injury, Cute and Love: Pissed - FML

Pissed

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my best friend thought it would look cool if I recorded her swinging while lying under the swing. She ended up kicking me in the face and laughing so hard, she pissed on me. FML

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keegs666 0

Sunday 15 August 2010 1:01

epic. fail.

datkid117 13

Sunday 15 August 2010 1:05

You didn't stop and think "Is there enough room for me to lay there without you kicking me?". Those must be some high ass swings. As for the peeing part. LMFAO =] FYL

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rougeofwar 0

Sunday 15 August 2010 14:46

haha well what do u think about her?

roxy999_fml 0

Sunday 15 August 2010 15:25

hahahaha ....ewwww gross

sebbyd 0

Sunday 15 August 2010 16:30

someone got a golden shower

SamSJester 0

Sunday 15 August 2010 17:02

What weirds me out most, is that this is filed under the category "love"

margie4peace 11

Sunday 15 August 2010 18:42

YDI because "best friend" is TWO words!

SpaceMannn 0

Sunday 15 August 2010 19:23

a friend with a stupid idea + you being stupid = a kick to the face and piss all over your self. That's nasty.

XxFallenbladexX 0

Sunday 15 August 2010 19:35

You get a bath and she feels good emptying her blatter, no problems here!

XxFallenbladexX 0

Sunday 15 August 2010 19:36

damn the typos, I'm too lazy, u get what i'm saying x.x

lilmizzgiggles 1

Sunday 15 August 2010 20:25

lmfao!!!!! fail!!!!

hifatpeople 0

Sunday 15 August 2010 20:47

hope for her sake ur not violent, ud have future 20/20 interviews.

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