Injury, Cute and Love: Pissed - FML

Pissed

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my best friend thought it would look cool if I recorded her swinging while lying under the swing. She ended up kicking me in the face and laughing so hard, she pissed on me. FML

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keegs666 0

Sunday 15 August 2010 1:01

epic. fail.

datkid117 13

Sunday 15 August 2010 1:05

You didn't stop and think "Is there enough room for me to lay there without you kicking me?". Those must be some high ass swings. As for the peeing part. LMFAO =] FYL

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gman94 0

Monday 16 August 2010 17:12

thats awesome

BadNews913 0

Monday 16 August 2010 18:36

wow dude thats freaking funny talk about adding insult to injury lmfao

tonirene 0

Tuesday 17 August 2010 3:49

you atleast got it on camera, right ?!

Miroticc 0

Tuesday 17 August 2010 6:11

Well you were completely stupid to do so. Fag.

Threx90 0

Wednesday 18 August 2010 11:20

I would falcon punch the bitch and take a shit on her face.

bookgirl_7 12

Saturday 21 August 2010 16:40

Awesome!

iacbi 0

Sunday 12 September 2010 20:16

can i have the video...

breNdan_swaGger 0

Friday 15 October 2010 20:58

I'm so happy that happened to you :)

alexdear1029_fml_fml 0

Friday 5 November 2010 0:02

hahaha(:

bindee2211 2

Monday 16 May 2011 10:26

as funny as that is:D I don't get that she peed on you so what did she take her pants off and pee on you from laughing so hard? hahaha again it's still funny as ****! hahah

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