Injury, Cute and Love: Pissed - FML

Pissed

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my best friend thought it would look cool if I recorded her swinging while lying under the swing. She ended up kicking me in the face and laughing so hard, she pissed on me. FML

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Top comments

keegs666 0

Sunday 15 August 2010 1:01

epic. fail.

datkid117 13

Sunday 15 August 2010 1:05

You didn't stop and think "Is there enough room for me to lay there without you kicking me?". Those must be some high ass swings. As for the peeing part. LMFAO =] FYL

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bestdayever023 0

Sunday 15 August 2010 6:24

haha!! that's your own damn fault

StraightUpFdUp 0

Sunday 15 August 2010 6:28

I hope that all made it on camera haha

towboatdude 0

Sunday 15 August 2010 6:29

I can see the **** headline now Friends Golden Showers. And hot naked chicks all over the cover giving golden showers. oh wait that's all ready out there I think. lmao. But yeah the video is with some money.

donicus 0

Sunday 15 August 2010 6:36

didn't she have any panties on? if so, how did she pee on you?

ZachMitch1994 0

Sunday 15 August 2010 6:37

FAIL!!

LocaLatina29 0

Sunday 15 August 2010 6:37

omg u so stupid for even lying underneath the chick -_-

MrWinner 0

Sunday 15 August 2010 6:41

Idiot

rougeofwar 0

Sunday 15 August 2010 6:53

don't mean to be a creep but your truly beautiful

oldenuff2party 3

Sunday 15 August 2010 7:00

I think I just got stupider from reading this

YellowCatch 0

Sunday 15 August 2010 7:02

HOT!!! Golden shower baby!!!

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