Love: Plans

Plans

By bitchface - 09/01/2010 04:08 - United States

Today, I looked at my father's Facebook for the first time in a month to see a status saying, "Making wedding plans!" Really? When was he planning on telling his own daughter? FML

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By carl_carl_ - 25/07/2016 04:17 - United States - Grand Ledge

Today, I found my dad on a dating website looking for younger girls. My mother and father are "happily" married, well according to her Facebook profile. FML

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Jumping the gun

By thanksalotdickhead - 14/10/2020 08:01 - United States

Today, I discovered that my boyfriend was planning on proposing to me tomorrow. I found out after receiving a couple of a dozen texts from friends and relatives bitching me out for not telling them. Apparently, my dad thought it would be appropriate to make the announcement for me on his Facebook page. FML

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Not worth my time

By Anonymous - 03/11/2021 15:00 - United States

Today, my dad has gone to two different relatives’ weddings in two different states this month alone. I also found out about his big birthday celebration, his BBQ and his trip to Vegas. I saw it all on Facebook. I’ve not been invited to anything, and he never visits me. I live an hour away. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/01/2016 21:03 - United States - Newport

Today, my father contacted me for the first time in years to ask about my upcoming wedding, and possibly walking me down the aisle. He claimed the only reason he left was because he thought I'd be gay. I am. FML

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By Googlebug - 01/11/2010 10:15 - United States

Today, my dad, who lives hours away, called and told me he was getting married. Today. As in this evening. Guess I'm not invited. FML

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By theblackrose23 - 06/09/2013 12:10 - United States - Lansing

Today, I found out my grandfather died via Facebook, because apparently both my father and my aunt think posting a status about it immediately rather than calling family is the thing to do. FML

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By msmusiclover7 - 27/02/2010 15:58 - United States

Today, I found out that my dad recently created a Facebook account for himself. So I friended him. He refuses to accept my friend request. He did, however, accept my sister's. FML

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By missyoudad. - 31/08/2010 07:54 - Australia

Today, I Googled my father, who I haven't seen in 3 years. The first website link was his obituary. When I confronted my mom about it, she said, "Oh, didn't I tell you?" and walked off. FML

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By IceWrath - 16/08/2015 08:14 - United Kingdom - York

Today, my elderly dad learned how to use Facebook. He now spends most of his time messaging me about his meals, his bowel movements and his foot fungus. He's now learning how to use Skype. FML

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By Almostlovedchild - 20/01/2017 18:00

Today, my father made a post on Facebook with an old baby picture, saying how proud he was that I got into college. This would have been sweet if the baby picture was actually of me. FML

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Saturday 9 January 2010 9:41

Well he's telling you via facebook. Welcome to the 21st century! 

AA357 0

Monday 29 March 2010 13:17

YDI for not putting a question mark.

Comments

das_sherm69 0

Saturday 9 January 2010 9:45

is it possible that he is helping someone else plan their wedding? and simply phrased it poorly? just trying to voice possible alternate idea...

amberbby69 6

Saturday 9 January 2010 9:46

Even thought you found out on facebook, at least you found out before he actually did get married. lol

amberbby69 6

Saturday 9 January 2010 10:01

though*

mattyice12 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 5:18

wassup maa??

unluckyatlife83 0

Saturday 9 January 2010 10:12

You didn't happen to be in a Bath & Body Works in Orland Park IL on Friday night, did you? Because someone behind me in line had the same thing happen to them. (Yes, I was listening in.)

jaeilssanguh 0

Saturday 9 January 2010 10:21

OP seems to know what a question mark is, but forgets what it is about nine words later. Quite a short memory span you got there.

corme_fml 0

Saturday 9 January 2010 10:53

Who cares? Are you telling your dad everyone you date? He's got his own life and you've got yours.

ChibiChibi_fml 27

Sunday 10 January 2010 0:24

There is a difference between not telling someone who you are dating and getting married without telling your child. I mean no real parent would want to find out their child got married after the fact, it works the other way around to.

xxxsportygurlxxx 0

Saturday 9 January 2010 10:53

this is so unfortunate. xS sry dear.

sweetbiotch88 0

Saturday 9 January 2010 11:16

uhm, that sucks.

musicislife1995_fml 0

Saturday 9 January 2010 11:19

maybe he was waiting for a good time, although if he's planning already he can't care much. fyl

CarolinaDrama 0

Saturday 9 January 2010 11:37

Something like that happened to me once. I looked at his facebookpage, and suddenly I saw some girl in the 20s that he was "in a relationship" with, and she had my last name. They weren't married, had never met each other and she lived on the other side of the globe.