Pleasant

By daddydaughterWTF - 02/08/2012 00:06 - United States - Port Saint Lucie

Today, after spending five years regaining contact with my estranged father, I finally met him. I tearfully dropped my luggage and ran to hug him. He belched and told me to get in the car, because he had diarrhea. FML
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OhDearBetrayal 25

He sounds like a lovely father.

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RochelleRedvines 8

You just don't understand because apparently girls don't poop.

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hateevryone 14

Sounds like a jerk.

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ellytoad 13

I guess we now know why he got estranged, huh?

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coolbrony12 3

Maybe there was a reason he was estranged

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SwaggCapone 11

still a better love story then twilight

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BabyGirlJr1 11

I don't know about you but I busted out laughing! But that's really a great father right there he's open with his thoughts

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kimg0885 23

Sounds like you may have been better off without him. Maybe there is a reason he is Estranged?!

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SpaceCadet87 0

This has YDI written all over it. You know you started the hot poops response. You knoooow....

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rightspark 7

Did you elicit any other kinds of feelings besides his usual crap?

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ultraviolet158 5

Hey , I'd do the same .

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