By poopEVERYWHERE - 18/09/2009 14:27 - United States

Today, I heard my dad screaming in the hallway. Thinking he was having a heart attack I ran to the hall without looking where I was going. I slipped and slid towards my dad in what turned out to be a mass quantity of diarrhea from one of my two dogs. He was screaming because he stepped in it. FML
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riplikethat 0

"I slipped and slid towards my dad in what turned... blah blah blah" No shit.

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turtlebots 0

Yo poop, I know you be slippin' in poop, and i'ma let you finish, but MY DOG JUST HAD THE BEST POOP OF ALL TIME. THE BEST POOP OF ALL TIME!

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Ohnothingreally 0

Lol Kanye West. But that's just nasty. Ew. D:

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2345_fml 0

This Kanye West crap needs to stop. Why is everyone changing every subject into what he said?

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muchocaliente 0

hey guess what! You're first. But I'm first to be sexy. YDI for being a ****.

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ladiidaa 0

Because people like to make old memes older and unfunny.

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turtlebots 0

YO 2345, I KNOW U HATIN ON KANYE AND IMA LET YOU FINISH, BUT I AM GOD AND MY WORDS ARE GOLD!!

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pancakes_n_syrup 0

I was thinking that too! ha I saw her name and thought, wow, love the username over the FML :)

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_jdreaming 0

gnr! that is freakin' hilarious!

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blondbrunette916 0

wow. hopefully it didnt get in ur mouth, nose ears, hear...etc. :o

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happyvalleygirl 0

massive quantity of diarrhea... bad image did you fall when you slipped?

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chlorinegreen 27

did you not see that he said he slipped AND slid? that means he slip'n slide styled it!

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_jdreaming 0

I'm sorry but #6 what kind of question is that? Of course he fell when he slipped. smh

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Vball6 19

You could slip without falling.

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plexico 3

Some people think it's funny But it's really hot and runny Diarrhea. In this case, it's all of the above!

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f_my_flip_life 5

LOL!!! I could totally picture this.

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caancoha 0

When you're climbing up a ladder and you feel something splatter...

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