Pleasant

By daddydaughterWTF - 02/08/2012 00:06 - United States - Port Saint Lucie

Today, after spending five years regaining contact with my estranged father, I finally met him. I tearfully dropped my luggage and ran to hug him. He belched and told me to get in the car, because he had diarrhea. FML
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OhDearBetrayal 25

He sounds like a lovely father.

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fbear10 5

Well,there's 5 years worth of contacting :) LOL:)

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cicpjaky 6

When nature is calling you have to act fast because nature will not wait for you to make a decision wither you will answer or not. He choose to answer that call

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rcgirl2 11

Well I'm sure that he'll talk to you and hug you. But right now he has to go to the bathroom. And there's no telling if it's going to be bad or not.

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fernclogger 5

Reminds me of a bumper sticker I read "I'm only driving fast because I have to poop"

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MCRaddict15 15

I'm pretty sure the cops would have a laugh at that one.

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geocayce 7

Oh man. I'm sorry OP. I'm sure you were really looking forward to meeting your father and I bet that's definitely not the greeting you were hoping for. He can't control when his stomach is going to act up, but he could've at least hugged you back. I hate to say it, but maybe there's a reason behind his being estranged. Either way, I hope that wasn't a sign as to how your visit will be and that it bears reconnection and a lot of time spent bonding and getting to learn about and get to know each other. Good luck, OP!

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larouche362 10

I hate you. But i do like turtles. Are you a turtle? Exactly.

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monpetitchevelle 4

Ah father daughter bonding time! gotta cherish those moments

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momolee 4

You don't want to hug him too tight . Dad loves you but can't handle your love today.

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