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By daddydaughterWTF - 02/08/2012 00:06 - United States - Port Saint Lucie

Today, after spending five years regaining contact with my estranged father, I finally met him. I tearfully dropped my luggage and ran to hug him. He belched and told me to get in the car, because he had diarrhea. FML
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OhDearBetrayal 25

He sounds like a lovely father.

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jacquesromualdez 12

Sound like someones too nervous to see his daughter it gave him diarrhea

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reject214 10

Sounds rude and crass. It's my prediction you wont be seeing him too much longer.

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jjmiller1001 17

After 5 years you should have just wrote him off and moved on. People aren't that important!

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KiddNYC1O 20

You're so warm and inviting!

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twisted_cherub 14

I'm with you, Miller. He's supposed to be the adult in that relationship and obviously doesn't want to be in it. Why put yourself through the anxiety of meeting? Then comes the disappointment of finding out what you should've known all along--he doesn't want to be a dad. If he did, he'd have been one all along.

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devils101 0

"When you got to go you go to go."

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jaggerbaby4726 1

Sometimes No Dad, is a good thing. Sorry that happened OP

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cass711 3

well i hope he at least hugged you back....the belch was kinda rude cant really control the rest tuo.

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kyz_xox 11

Sounds like something my dad would say.

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