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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Escalon

Today, my insane war veteran great-uncle punched me in the throat for not laughing hard enough at his stupid joke. FML
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xThatOneWeirdGuy 18

Should've punched him back... Oh wait, it's disrespectful to punch a politician's ex-hitman.

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Dropoutkilla 5

Yeah nice to say crazy war vet and group us all togeather as mindless assholes why dont you go play in traffic or somthing?

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KaiserSD 8

Make you think twice about not laughing hard enough at his jokes then, won't it! Lol

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EternalRest 5

Next time he's in the room with you, blast explosion and machine gun sounds through a stereo and make him go into a flashback.

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lanco_fml 10

he's a vet..I guess that means he can act like an ass..

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RoboCunnilingus 23

Dick move, #61. Op, unless you want your uncle to go all Tango Charlie on your ass, I'd advise against that.

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burritosrgood 12

I am really sorry your throat nearly collapsed, but I really want to hear the joke.

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