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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Escalon

Today, my insane war veteran great-uncle punched me in the throat for not laughing hard enough at his stupid joke. FML
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Treveyon56 14

Yeah that respect and horror shit goes right out the door when they disrespect someone.

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gc327072 30

"Sir, I salute you, but I must inform you that you have the right to remain silent."

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blackonblight 32

Holy shit. I think the crazy vet part makes me think more than anything else, are you all right? Obviously in pain, but did he do any serious damage? Because, ye gods. **** your life indeed. This is a case where the terrible joke "I'm laughing, I'm laughing, oh god stop hitting me."bits would be a bit too on the nose.

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happyfingers 15

Just reading that made my throat hurt... Ow...

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Obey_StudBoii 23

Then next time laugh!

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aligater10 7

That would be awesome pay back then run as fast as you can

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hockeylife7 3

This made me think of the movie Identity Theif

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