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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Escalon

Today, my insane war veteran great-uncle punched me in the throat for not laughing hard enough at his stupid joke. FML
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niallo 23

Not only was it uncalled for, it's very dangerous. It can kill if done hard enough. OP, I don't care if he's family. Avoid him. And when he wonders why you're not around, don't accept "it was only a joke" as an excuse.

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jrock9093 18

Well I guess you should of laughed harder jk I'm a war veteran and PTSD can make people act so different and wrong I apologize for what happens to you and if he was drinking I'd stay away if he was and that's the case good luck to you and him

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s13495 19

I dont think the fact that OPs great uncle was a war vet or whether or not he had PTSD made a difference here... he just sounds like he was being a dick.

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Welshite 39

#3: It's like you haven't even heard of punctuation.

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MidnaLink 33

welshite as long as the sentence makes sense leave hime alone grammar nazis usually get thumbed down anyway

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jondivey 9

#27 everyone is a nazi on fml, that or they wanna play doctor Phil. i just assumed this was a place to get a laugh from listening to something shittt happening to another person.

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Wizzlbang 10

PTSD doesn't make you punch someone in the throat for not laughing at your jokes.

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Wizardo 33

Seriously give him a taste of his own medicine, no reason for inane violence like that. I recommend a tubular steel object of some sort, asshole.

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tommylover842 23

Why are you calling the OP an asshole? What did he ever do to you?? Geez

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Wizardo 33

Wow, I was calling the throat punching uncle an asshole but OK, whatever you interpretation is. Geez.

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tommylover842 23

I was being sarcastic. Clearly I need to work on my skills. I'll let myself out.

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hayyyyleyyyybaby_fml 14

If there's no need for extreme violence, why are you recommending it right back?

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gc327072 30

21- it wasn't sarcasm, you're just trying to deploy some flares. It's fine to be wrong sometimes, but just own up to it and ye shall be forgiven.

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purebliss_fml 19

So, his logic - if no one finds me funny, use violence until they do. Bet he doesn't have many friends...

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shelbie_garcia 6

Imagine how he would of reacted if you didn't laugh at all..

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isallwaysme 27

when he gets older, and can't take care of himself, punch him in the throat and remind him why you're doing it.

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pistachiopanda 19

I think people are being too hard on the guy. I mean, I punch people in the throat all the time- particularly when they say "Good Morning" all cheery before I've had my coffee. Keeps 'em in check.

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WhiteCrimson 23

Hahahahahahahahaha well that's another way of doing it

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CloudBustah 20

Grand Uncle:"Laugh at my jokes. LAUGH AT IT." *punches OP in throat* "I SAID LAUGH!"

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starile 19

*OP rolls on the floor choking and dying* Uncle: "That's better!"

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SystemofaBlink41 27

If OP's normal laugh sounds like choking and dying, then he's got something else to worry about.

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