Family, Awkward and Painful: Please clap - FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Escalon

Today, my insane war veteran great-uncle punched me in the throat for not laughing hard enough at his stupid joke. FML

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isallwaysme 27

Saturday 28 September 2013 12:53

Yes you are.

WhiteCrimson 23

Saturday 28 September 2013 12:20

That was uncalled for. FYL OP

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EternalRest 5

Monday 30 September 2013 7:10

So it wasn't a dick move for him to be punched in the throat for not laughing at a joke?

RABIDBaby 2

Wednesday 2 October 2013 0:33

Dude y'all need to calm down I punch my family members all the time it's called tough love quit bein a bunch of ******* and buck up I get punched choked out and all kinds of shit you don't see me crying and he was prolly messing with him when he punched him in the throat

TheAngryPrincess 3

Thursday 3 October 2013 19:00

It's Uncle Si!

ninjacat 10

Saturday 2 July 2022 3:35

From someone that got pummeled and choked out by my abusive af war vet ex for winning a game of uno - I fully understand this. FYL for sure. File charges. He will 100% pull that sh!t again in the future.

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