Awkward, Cute and Love: Please don't do that - FML

Please don't do that

By anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. He suddenly pulled away, goes, "OMNOMNOMNOM" then continued kissing me. FML

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MakaPaka_fml 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 12:16

I would like to give him a hi5.

wordgirl 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 12:24

That is so cute. There should be a button for "WIN" on this blog. If my boyfriend did that, I'd OMNOM him right back and feel like a lucky girl. What's not to love? :)

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Fuzzbump 5

Tuesday 9 March 2010 15:54

He's funny :3

iankennedy17 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 15:56

are you serious? this is the most epic thing I've seen in a while.

xundria 5

Tuesday 9 March 2010 15:57

This is not a FML, more like MLIA. Go post on the correct website.

leebb11 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 15:58

I do that to my boyfriend all the time haha. it makes me laugh:D

jawa6306 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 16:04

This is not an FML it is a WIN

ixi_cloud_ixi 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 16:09

i do that all thr time XD

ohmycece 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 16:16

aw!!! that's so adorable, I wish you could open your eyes to the fact that it DOES NOT deserve an FML. enjoy the fact that your boyfriend likes to do cute things like that. I like to nomnomnom my boyfriend haha

mirkayscar 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 16:18

I don't think I could continue kissing after this bc I would just die laughing!!! That is too funny!!!

missme2 3

Tuesday 9 March 2010 16:21

Yeah, I would find this hilarious if a guy did this to me. No pity for you.

blackcats31 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 16:22

my (now ex =(..) boyfriend used to do thatt.

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