Love, Painful, Jealousy and Injury: Red flag

Red flag

By Anonymous - 29/10/2022 06:00

Today, I have a broken nose because my girlfriend saw I got a text from a woman called Gemma. Gemma is the name of my ex, so she smashed me in the face with a full cereal bowl. Funny thing, Gemma is also the name of my boss, who was texting me about a work thing. FML

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You deserved it 159

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By hero to zero - 04/07/2011 16:09 - United States

Today, my girlfriend's ex punched me so hard in the face, I couldn't see straight. But I got up anyway. I lunged at him, and nailed him in the jaw. Turns out I'd in fact just knocked out my girlfriend the on-looker. FML

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You deserved it 15 186

Double FML

By Kelly - 26/06/2023 12:00

Today, I tried to put a drinking glass on the top rack at the dish sink where I work, but lost my grip. The glass then fell into my coworker's face, the bridge of her nose to be exact. X-rays confirmed that I broke her nose. FML

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You deserved it 130

By Anonymous - 23/03/2016 01:36 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I was driving to work and I got a text from my girlfriend. She said she was breaking up with me. I was a little heartbroken, but I had to get on with my day. I got to work and my boss fired me. Turns out, my boss and girlfriend have been having an affair and she told him to fire me. FML

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You deserved it 1 612

Goodbye phone

By so jealous - 27/04/2020 05:00

Today, I was FaceTiming a good friend of mine from back home, telling her how good she looked and how happy I was to hear from her. My insanely jealous girlfriend snatched my phone and smashed it on the ground. I was saying my friend looked good because she'd just finished chemo. FML

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You deserved it 417

Time to run

By Anonymous - 24/06/2024 17:00 - United States

Today, my girlfriend smashed a glass in my face. When I went to the hospital, the first thing the nurse did was ask what I did to upset her, and then muttered that she hoped I'd learned a lesson. FML

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You deserved it 98

By Ari - 16/06/2011 04:19 - United States

Today, a man came up to me and punched me in the face. He turned out to be the guy my ex-girlfriend cheated on me with. Apparently, she told him we broke up because I used to beat her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 885

You deserved it 3 718

By Desperate_measures - 16/01/2010 12:22 - Greece

Today, I got a text from my crush. In my clumsy attempt to quickly grab the phone, I knocked it off the kitchen counter and cracked the screen. After driving to my friend's house so I could put my sim card in her phone, I saw that the text said, "Who is this? Stop texting me." FML

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You deserved it 14 776

By Don't text and work - 23/06/2009 05:04 - France

Today, at work I got told off by my manager for texting while working. Enraged by this, I trash talked her to the new girl at work. The new girl, a.k.a. my manager's daughter. FML

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You deserved it 68 891

By spreadburger - 21/11/2014 00:29 - United States - Tampa

Today, my co-worker threw a rubber mallet at my face, and I broke my finger in the process of saving my face. She then told me to "take it up with HR, bitch". She's the HR manager. FML

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You deserved it 2 844

The straw that broke the camel's back

By jetskiboy2000 - 15/05/2024 03:00 - United States

Today, after convincing my now ex-girlfriend that I wasn’t cheating on her with a girl from work the other day, I accidentally called her by her name. They both start with “M”. Hello, single life. FML

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You deserved it 608

Linda Graber 12

Saturday 29 October 2022 6:33

Dude. Get out now. Violence is a HUGE red flag. Good luck.

Anderling 32

Saturday 29 October 2022 6:49

Dude you need to run. That level of jealousy and anger issues is gonna end with you either dead in a ditch or wishing you were.

Comments

Linda Graber 12

Saturday 29 October 2022 6:33

Dude. Get out now. Violence is a HUGE red flag. Good luck.

RichardPencil 30

Saturday 29 October 2022 6:47

Looks like you have a fetish for women named Gemma. Your girlfriend is right. If you're not banging new Gemma already, you will be soon.

Anderling 32

Saturday 29 October 2022 6:49

Dude you need to run. That level of jealousy and anger issues is gonna end with you either dead in a ditch or wishing you were.

Hangryko 29

Saturday 29 October 2022 9:02

Dump her and have her charged with assault.

Crowned Sataness 12

Saturday 29 October 2022 9:07

you mean ex right? why TF would you even consider staying with her? press charges

mattiagardin 15

Saturday 29 October 2022 9:50

Dude, you need to leave

Earl_KarmasBitch 34

Saturday 29 October 2022 11:36

Even if the text had been from your ex there are legitimate reasons why she might have contacted you. That she broke your nose rather than talk to you about the message is all you need to know about this woman, get out now.