Please don't do that

By anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. He suddenly pulled away, goes, "OMNOMNOMNOM" then continued kissing me. FML
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wordgirl 0

That is so cute. There should be a button for "WIN" on this blog. If my boyfriend did that, I'd OMNOM him right back and feel like a lucky girl. What's not to love? :)

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metalhead256 0

ummmm you do realize thats not a bad thing right?

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deathartisan 0

hahaha. way to brighten my day. thanks op! oh. ad. fyl in a small way

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lky830 0

I don't get these "fmls". I really don't. do this many disgruntled females NOT have any sense of humour? it's like you have to be serious 100% of the time to be in a relationship. how does your bf being a little silly, and probably trying to be "cute" really f your life?

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astro_plastic 0

Hey, don't pigeonhole ALL females into the uptight category! Lots of us love a good nomming.

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astro_plastic 0

Hey, don't pigeonhole ALL females into the uptight category! Lots of us love a good nomming.

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LM_Relli 0

thats adorable, how could that me an FML?

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maddiewoah 15

I don't get how this is an FML. Apparently you're too srs bsnss for your bf. I'll take him if you don't want him anymore because of him OMNOMNOMing on you. I think it's cute. :P I agree with #88. You totally deserve it for not doing it back.

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rabidkitten 0

my bf sometimes opens his eyes real wide and stares at me while we`re kissing until i realize it and we both crack up. jeez..... making out doesnt always have to be like in the movies. it can be FUN too!

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lky830 0

I wasn't. I was referring to the massive amount of chicks that post fmls almost identical to this... it's like none of them have a sense of humour. I'm female myself, btw

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canter91 3

YDI for having no sense of humor... I find this both hilarious and adorable :]

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