Please, no more!

By Cyberella - 17/07/2009 05:36 - Australia

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Today, at my sister's engagement party, my cousins thought it would be funny to get my nanna drunk. They regretted it when she told them, and everyone else at the party about her sex life and how she fakes orgasms with my grandpa. FML
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Darth_Taco 14

Well...at least you learned to not get her drunk again :D.

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bb1_00 0

what a shame feel sorry for you!!!!!! nxt time try getting more info than just her sex life

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oh_0_0 0

I once overheard my grandma having a "fun" dream, moaning and telling her husband that they needed to stop cause they had to get up but this didn't stop her from having multiple "fun times". It should be noted that her husband had been dead for four years at that point... So yes, grandmas and sex talk are not good!

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z0mb130v3rl0rd 0

Grandmas have secrets too...well not any more :D

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plexico 3

I don't know what the big deal with fake orgasms is. I'm going in there to drop off a load of man-goo. If you really enjoy it, that's just an added bonus for me. But, if you are only pretending to enjoy it, just do it well enough that it's not obvious. Just as long as my balls are relieved from having to carry the latest freshly-produced batch of jism, I really don't care where I squirt it, what you do with it or whether you sincerely enjoy it. If you are at a stage where you need to fake orgasms, instead of helping me get you to real ones, the problem is yours, not mine.

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Sappheyes 0

I enjoy the parody, and you make a good point at the end. Nobody benefits from faked orgasms.

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RadioactiveGirl 0

This shouldn't be an "FML" for the OP. If this is truly what happened, she had no fault (it was the cousins' idea, allegedly), and it was her grandmother who was faking it. Really, if anyone, it'd be an FML for the cousins or grandparents. Beyond that...did you really think people stop having sex when they're no longer young and "sexy"?

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biwinning88 1

I was thinking the same thing, she didn't even get her drunk so how can this be a fml for the op

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genius_man16 0

This site is all about trends. There is a wave of similar FML's for awhile, then there is a real FML that's pretty good and then people take that one and copy it for awhile, rinse and repeat.

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