Unbelievable

By Anonymous - 08/12/2010 09:40 - United Kingdom

Today, at my wedding reception, I jokingly asked my aunt, who has always been convinced that I am gay despite my protests, if she believed me now. She took this the wrong way and drunkenly went around telling my guests that my wedding was a sham to convince her I was straight. FML
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By JulesRules - 30/09/2024 22:00 - United States - Portland

Today, I was at a family gathering when my aunt asked me if I was seeing anyone special. In a tired and sarcastic tone, I jokingly said, “I’m actually getting married next month!” The room went silent, then some of them cheered. I had to explain I was kidding, but now they’re looking forward to a wedding I didn’t agree to. FML
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c8750 2

OP, don't worry about your aunt. You know the truth & that's all that matters so just be happy with your new husband

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theFMLiest1ofThe 0

shouldn't have even invited her. why should you have to convince somebody that you are what you are? ridiculous.

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Tasanasanta 0

Eye kan weed gud XD

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c8750 2

What about weed? LOL 

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swimmerstud 7

and it's not crashing if she wasnt invited

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xShannonxSammyx 7

Wait, if she wasn't invited, doesn't that mean she WAS crashing?

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spanelli 16

Apparently she was invited if the OP didn't kick her out. Then again, he's probably nicer than I am.

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zkchild 0

What a bitch but she's probably right.

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theFMLiest1ofThe 0

shouldn't have even invited her. why should you have to convince somebody that you are what you are? ridiculous.

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breberry304 27

I'm guessing he invited her because she's family and it's not like her thinking that he's gay is a reason to hate her...

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c8750 2

OP, don't worry about your aunt. You know the truth & that's all that matters so just be happy with your new husband

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machiko_fml 0

If she didn't believe you in the first place then why did you invite her? She still doesn't believe you.

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xShannonxSammyx 7

Because she's family. You need to invite family to your wedding.

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BloodyHeel 8

Apparently it is compulsory to invite your family. According to Shannon. And Shannon knows everything.

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amazinggbaby 2

Well since she's family and she and OP didn't seem to be on bad terms until the wedding, she would have probably been offended if she wasn't invited. She probably did believe he was straight until she got drunk and took his joke seriously.

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yumsugarr 8

awww, man. hopefully everyone noticed she was drunk!?

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CaptSkippy 9

edit your info or some creeper will stalk you

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amerwin 3

She needs to be put in her place. Plant one of your big floppy ****** in her purse, and then run around shaking it in front of everyone saying, "hey look, auntie can fit 12 inches! That's 3 more than me!"

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xShannonxSammyx 7

You're married, have fun. 

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mintcar 9

Ugh, drunk people. Why would you go to a wedding and get completely intoxicated? It makes you look incredibly foolish. I'm sorry your aunt acted the way she did.

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sweet_candy_ 17

My cousin had open bar it went really bad.

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love0128 5

This isn't about you. Just saying...

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Bubbelz 25

Well, I once bought a crab salad and it tasted great, very much like fish salad.

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