Cars, First Dates and Love: Pleased to meet you

Pleased to meet you

By ANON - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Littleton

Today, I went straight from work to a blind date, and I decided to change in my car at the parking lot. Someone pulled up next to me as I had my ass to the window. It was my date. FML

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redscarf_fml 8

Saturday 19 March 2016 1:17

If changing required you to have your ass out facing the world, you should have stopped to change somewhere. YDI

extrasnipes 22

Saturday 19 March 2016 1:20

I think starting a date with a view of a full moon is a wonderful idea

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anyoldnamewilldo 23

Monday 21 March 2016 22:21

Why would you choose to change in public when you could have just changed in the bathroom at work??? Inquiring minds want to know.

Wolverine48Ga 21

Wednesday 14 September 2016 16:28

Well how'd it go

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