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By ANON - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Littleton

Today, I went straight from work to a blind date, and I decided to change in my car at the parking lot. Someone pulled up next to me as I had my ass to the window. It was my date. FML
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Top comments

redscarf_fml 8

If changing required you to have your ass out facing the world, you should have stopped to change somewhere. YDI

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extrasnipes 22

I think starting a date with a view of a full moon is a wonderful idea

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redscarf_fml 8

If changing required you to have your ass out facing the world, you should have stopped to change somewhere. YDI

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Soosuj 11

Hopefully she or he understood the situation you were in after you explained it.

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BamBAmGG 14

And hopefully OP has a nice ass, so maybe the blind date didn't mind the view ? lol

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serpent_king 6

Op why not change at work? Or maybe stop at a gas station?

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shabadabba 14

because gas station bathrooms are disgusting

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shinikageWolf 15

Right, anytime I'm forced to change in a public bathroom I do my best to make sure nothing touches the ground or the walls.

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MaT30123 19

Want to know what else is disgusting? Shoving your ass out the window for everybody to see. What if it were to be someone else?

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gquagmire 17

How were you changing? I'm pretty sure no asses need to be close to windows

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extrasnipes 22

I think starting a date with a view of a full moon is a wonderful idea

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fordneagles 34

You couldn't have gotten changed before you left work? In a public bathroom? Or even in the restaurant's bathroom? It sucks he saw you but you brought it on yourself.

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extrasnipes 22

Whoa if HE saw that there would be no fml here.

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WarMachine68 24

..that's...literally what happened..??^^

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xdafuze 12

he's saying if it was a girl who mooned the guy it'd be sweet.

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Lalala579121 27

11, 39 - Well since this is from the perspective of the mooner not the moonee...

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Tomryan279 10

So your date a preview before she got e the action after the date.

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Halfass 8

Were you changing in a doggy style position or you are just that short to be standing on your car seat? Either way, it's not normal OP especially when your car is not heavily tinted. I'm assuming it is not since someone saw your ass.

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