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By Hailey - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I brought my date home to meet my parents. We walked in the front door to find my drunken father wearing nothing but a Viking helmet, while swinging and jabbing our living room furniture with a pool noodle. FML
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iluvwaffles42 0

Correct me if I'm wrong, but I'm pretty sure he was using the pool noodle to attack the furniture.

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mattsan1992 0

Viking helmets and pool noodles? I'm gonna have to remember that next time I get drunk it sounds like fun

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bucks2011 3

What kind of helmet should he have worn? A football helmet? That would just be silly.

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Frenchtony 17

Come on I WAS NOT drunk, you're grounded for writing about me on the Internet, end of the discussion !

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bubo_fml 10

Overkill...Why use a pool noodle when he's gotta limp noodle?

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sexxme 9

Sorry, but sometimes we have to pay the price of being a whoree.

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sexxme 9

wtf? I guess my phone wanted to click this fml instead. Sorrry guys.

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yaknowiverse 0

your dad is awesome! he's so funny! you shoulda video taped and posted it on you tube! you'd already have over 10 thousand hits!

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Broc831 6

Its obvious someone was having a good time. hahahaha that's why when you see your parents like that you just say: fxck it. and walk away

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linnie_wesker 20

YDI for posting your real name. =/ Way to encourage creepers.

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