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By Hailey - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I brought my date home to meet my parents. We walked in the front door to find my drunken father wearing nothing but a Viking helmet, while swinging and jabbing our living room furniture with a pool noodle. FML
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Top comments

iluvwaffles42 0

Correct me if I'm wrong, but I'm pretty sure he was using the pool noodle to attack the furniture.

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mattsan1992 0

Viking helmets and pool noodles? I'm gonna have to remember that next time I get drunk it sounds like fun

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mojobanks 8

She saw your dad naked! I hope you can measure up :p

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nyxxx_fml 4

Hahah that is too funny!!!

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potsie10 4

I don't see the problem here... I thought everyone did that.

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zlynch37 2

Hahahahahahahahaha, love it!

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tappm98 22

well atleast he was jabbing the furniture with a pool noodle and not something else...the way this story started out I didn't think u where gonna say pool noodle!

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Hannahrayne 0

I wish I had your dad.

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mohammadkm95 6

Is ur dads name brett favre

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raeka 1

Can someone tell me what a "pool noodle" is? That's a term I've never heard before =/

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iNomBaconz 0

The floaty tube things that little kids swim with (there long and skinny) but for Christ sakes just google it.

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