Intimacy: Pleased to see me?

Pleased to see me?

By kappaomicron - 19/01/2010 23:18 - United Kingdom

Today, I got out of bed and went downstairs in my boxers to get a glass of water. I entered the kitchen and said hi to my visiting mother-in-law, who smiled. Only after a good ten minutes did she decide to tell me that my knob was hanging from a gap in my boxers. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/08/2009 19:28 - United States

Today, I lazily answered the door in my pajamas. It was my elderly neighbor asking to borrow a can opener. Despite the strange and unwarranted scowl she was giving me I obliged. It wasn't until after she had left that I notice my penis was completely sticking out through the flap in my pants. FML

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Let it all dangle

By Anonymous - 08/10/2023 07:30 - United States

Today, my 76 year-old mother-in-law stayed the night at our house. I bumped into her on the way to the bathroom during the night. She discovered I sleep naked. Sadly, I found out that she does, too. FML

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By Tinker-Bell - 21/11/2008 03:41 - France

Today, when I woke up, my husband was already up. Thinking I'd heard him in the hall, I yelled out, "Come on, don't be shy, bring your dick back in here right now!" A voice then replied, "He's gone out to get some bread." It was my mother-in-law. FML

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Just a question

By Anonymous - 14/12/2019 14:00

Today while I was about to go into the shower, my mom walked in on me while I was naked. She looked down and asked me if I was cold. FML

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By Embarassed - 10/09/2009 05:32 - Canada

Today, I got out of bed and went to the bathroom. At least, I thought I did, until I woke up to my pants, sheets, and boyfriend all soaking wet. FML

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By Sicko - 28/08/2010 23:52 - France

Today, it was really hot in my house so I pulled my shorts down so I was just in my boxers. My family and I were watching TV and I got a spontaneous erection. When I discreetly tried to pull my shorts back up, my penis flipped out of my boxers. FML

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Tell, don't show

By Anonymous - 20/09/2020 10:07

Today, while masturbating, I got a huge migraine so I went into the kitchen to get an Advil. As I was getting it, my family was staring at me and I couldn't figure out why. I walked out and realized that I hadn't put my pants back on. I just walked downstairs fully torqued in front of my family. FML

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By mongoosemike - 07/06/2011 05:55

Today, I walked downstairs, made a bowl of hot cereal, and held a full conversation with my brother's girlfriend, before I finally put two and two together and realized I hadn't put any pants on. FML

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By hellphone_fml - 01/07/2019 20:00

Today, someone knocked on my door. I yelled "Yeah?" while getting up, since it was locked. My grandpa walked in, as I apparently didn't actually lock it. I was naked. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/06/2015 23:13 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, I went to the living room where my mother was so I could ask her about something. I found her lying pantsless on the couch trying to cut her pubic hair with a pair of scissors. FML

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yakturk43 0

Wednesday 20 January 2010 0:19

win for saying wankerstick lol

bhangu023 0

Wednesday 20 January 2010 0:26

ahaha u shud of been like i'm givin it som morning fresh air

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jackblackscock69 0

Wednesday 20 January 2010 4:42

#11, he said MOTHER-IN-LAW, which meand, his parents were divorced and now his dad found a new wife

MistoPhan08 0

Wednesday 20 January 2010 5:01

An IN LAW is your spouses family. A STEP mother is the woman your father married after a devorice or your mom dying.

Tarak_fml 7

Wednesday 20 January 2010 4:47

this is possibly a repeat. I mean it could happen again, but in the other it was a neighbor and the OP noticed it later

urabch 0

Wednesday 20 January 2010 4:53

lmao at # 11

urabch 0

Wednesday 20 January 2010 4:54

and # stfu

lukascepanovic 0

Wednesday 20 January 2010 4:59

YDI for letting the in-laws at home

namhowell 6

Wednesday 20 January 2010 5:07

#11 how does an in law do all that to somebody's child? lol. This is funny!

daneeyoll 0

Wednesday 20 January 2010 5:27

LOLOLOLOL

Nakedsquirrel 5

Wednesday 20 January 2010 5:37

It's happened to me enough that I only buy boxers with a button on the front. I've flashed enough people in locker rooms with my junk as well as family members that I figure it's not a matter of being careful, it's just a matter of time before Dick says hi. Unless you wear a robe whenever you're not wearing pants.