Love, Kids, Family and Racism: Unsuitable suitor

Unsuitable suitor

By Anonymous - 24/08/2018 18:30

Today, during a family reunion, my daughter accused me of being a racist because I won't let her date a black guy. I do not have a racist bone in my body, but this dude is an actual gang member, and he has killed people before. Nobody believes me. FML

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By I want a divorce! - 24/07/2024 13:00 - United States - Anaheim

Today, even though I told him not to, my husband tried the old “pull a shotgun on your daughter’s date” thing. It turns out the kid’s mom is a lawyer and his uncle is a cop. Now my husband is under investigation for a hate crime, because the kid is a different race than us. FML

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**** that dude

By Anonymous - 13/07/2022 10:00

Today, none of us had any idea that our grandfather was a huge racist until I brought my new girlfriend over to a family gathering, and he started yelling because she's Indian, some of the most disgusting racial slurs I’ve ever heard. We left when it looked like he might actually hit her. FML

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When Stranger Danger goes feral

By Anonymous - 18/09/2023 06:00

Today, I was beaten up by a random dude for trying to pick my own son up from school. I'm pasty white, my wife is black, and our son was visibly born black, so I was beaten up for attempted kidnapping, and it’s not the first time it’s happened. FML

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Average racist issues

By Anonymous - 30/05/2022 12:00

Today, my dad claimed that while he's "definitely not a racist", most of his friends sort of are, so was there any chance at all I might dump my boyfriend, because me dating a black man reflects badly on him, and soon he might not be welcome at the pub anymore. I'm this close to cutting him from my life entirely. FML

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It's a learned behavior

By laurilove7 - 27/04/2021 20:01

Today, I got a phone call from my daughter’s school. Turns out, an African-American girl approached her and tried to play with her, but my daughter cut her off and said, "I don’t want to play with a black person." I have no idea where she learned this. FML

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The genetics expert has logged on

By Fucking moron - 27/03/2024 10:00 - United States

Today, I met my "grandson". Even though my son and his wife are both lily white, the child was clearly half-black. I pulled my son aside to have a word, but he said, "Her grandmother was black and she has recessive genes, it's really rare." I can't believe I raised this dumbass. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/09/2015 21:54 - United Kingdom - Cardiff

Today, my daughter's 14-year-old boyfriend confessed, in front of her, that he only went out with her so he might have a chance to date me. My daughter isn't speaking to me. FML

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By Deadpool - 16/07/2019 21:11 - United States - Weaverville

Today, it appears that the cousin who burglarized my house and threatened to kill my wife, daughter, and me during a meth binge is more welcome at a family reunion than we are. We were assured last year by family that this wouldn't happen, because we are "good people who have wronged no one." FML

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Size isn't everything!

By Franklin - 18/12/2017 19:00

Today, I attempted to threaten my daughter's boyfriend to keep him from breaking her heart. I'm a 230-pound former soldier. He's a karate black belt. My family watched me get beat up by a 120-pound teenager. FML

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Not taking it well

By runsinthefamily - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Aurora

Today, my neighbor called the cops on me, claiming I'd threatened him with a gun. Despite zero proof, they took me to the station and gave me hell. I guess what I've learned today is that you should never offend your crazy neighbor by breaking up with his daughter. FML

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BurnInDemonFire 34

Saturday 25 August 2018 0:25

You just have to show them a little thing called evidence.

Kurliez408 32

Saturday 25 August 2018 0:20

google him and show your family the results, hope your daughter will make good choices op!

Comments

Akitakat 31

Friday 24 August 2018 23:03

Stupid is as stupid does.

RichardPencil 30

Saturday 25 August 2018 0:01

Won’t he now have a motive to kill you? It’s noble that you’re trying to protect her. Hopefully, she won’t bring him as her date to your funeral.

Kurliez408 32

Saturday 25 August 2018 0:20

google him and show your family the results, hope your daughter will make good choices op!

BurnInDemonFire 34

Saturday 25 August 2018 0:25

You just have to show them a little thing called evidence.

Glowworm56 26

Saturday 25 August 2018 0:53

Does he have a prison record you can show to convince others?

lj19717 19

Saturday 25 August 2018 1:07

What’s your evidence? How do you know this?

real life problems 26

Saturday 25 August 2018 1:17

Once he kills you, that'll show them!

lifeis4me 20

Saturday 25 August 2018 2:09

Just tell her that to dating a criminal isn’t gonna lead to a good future, especially if they’re trying to raise a family.

Paul B. Gyurcsanszky 14

Saturday 25 August 2018 3:39

If there’s evidence then she needs to see it.

Cole Manson 10

Saturday 25 August 2018 5:28

How do you know he has killed people before? Have you witnessed it? Did you report it? I can agree with you if you knew for a fact he was a part of some gang, but to say you know for a fact he has murdered people is a little far fetched to me.